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I'll tell you what, them old folks seem to be dying quicker and quicker.
Last week, the oldest person in the world died.
And this week, the oldest person in the world died. (Should that be "again" ?)
That's 2 of them. All of a sudden, just dropped dead (or rather snuffed it while they were sitting there in their wheelchairs).
They're dropping like flies these days, aren't they?
I can remember when old fogies used to go on for ages, always nagging and moaning when you walked across their gardens, flapping their walking sticks when they see you, talking about a two bob bit and the like...

I'm glad I'm not old.

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Originally posted by c99ux
I'll tell you what, them old folks seem to be dying quicker and quicker.
Last week, the oldest person in the world died.
And this week, the oldest person in the world died. (Should that be "again" ?)
That's 2 of them. All of a sudden, just dropped dead (or rather snuffed it while they were sitting there in their wheelchairs).
They're dropping like flies th ...[text shortened]... when they see you, talking about a two bob bit and the like...

I'm glad I'm not old.
I must be old - I can remember the 60s and 70s and flower power.......maan. 🙂

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Originally posted by c99ux
I'll tell you what, them old folks seem to be dying quicker and quicker.
Last week, the oldest person in the world died.
And this week, the oldest person in the world died. (Should that be "again" ?)
That's 2 of them. All of a sudden, just dropped dead (or rather snuffed it while they were sitting there in their wheelchairs).
They're dropping like flies th ...[text shortened]... when they see you, talking about a two bob bit and the like...

I'm glad I'm not old.
I wonder if these super-oldies are vegetarians.

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Originally posted by c99ux
I'll tell you what, them old folks seem to be dying quicker and quicker.
Last week, the oldest person in the world died.
And this week, the oldest person in the world died. (Should that be "again" ?)
That's 2 of them. All of a sudden, just dropped dead (or rather snuffed it while they were sitting there in their wheelchairs).
They're dropping like flies th ...[text shortened]... when they see you, talking about a two bob bit and the like...

I'm glad I'm not old.
LOL...before you know it, you will be there!!!

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Originally posted by c99ux
I'm glad I'm not old.
Do you know of a better alternative to getting old?!

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Originally posted by masscat
Do you know of a better alternative to getting old?!
I'm experimenting on getting wise. but it's not really working so far...

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Originally posted by wormwood
I'm experimenting on getting wise. but it's not really working so far...
Try getting more childish instead. Works well for me so far.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Try getting more childish instead. Works well for me so far.
can do!

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Originally posted by wormwood
can do!
Cool, you have already regressed to two-word-sentences! Well done!

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Cool, you have already regressed to two-word-sentences! Well done!
I R smart! 😏

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I wonder if these super-oldies are vegetarians.
Up here in The Netherlands we do have an old folks home for vegetarians. They tend to live longer compared to old folks eating industrial gown and killed animals. I guess growing hormones inside meat do tend to have an influence on the span of ones life...

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