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Old Soldiers never die, they just fade away

Old Soldiers never die, they just fade away

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Old computers never die, they just lose their memory

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Old thermodynamicists never die, they just achieve their state of maximum entropy...

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Old pop music never dies.....mores the pity 😞

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Walt Disney didn't die; he's in suspended animation...

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Old painters never die, they just kick the bucket.

Old real estate investors never die, they just buy the farm.

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Old emo's never die, they just always want to.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Old emo's never die, they just always want to.
That's great 😀

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Old apiculturists never die; they just buzz off...

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Old dyers are too old to do any more dyeing.

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Old farts never die, they just fade into oblivion.

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Old milkmaids never die; they simply lose their whey...

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Old STANGS never die, they just reincarnate.

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Old enemies never die. Unless you kill them.

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Old Kings never die, they just get mated.

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Old farts never die...they just smell that way.