Good evening ladies & gentlemen welcome to the RHP Old Thread Auction. Our researchers have been searching the RHP archives for real classic spam. These little gems of classic spam are part of the RHP history, today you have the chance to own one of these fabulous threads, by bidding on them in our auction. All proceeds will go to charity. I must remind you that all bids should be posted up and a winner will be choosen on creative merit and obsurdity.
Lot number 1) a real classic bit of spam from stevens from way back in 2001
i had to laugh! vaksno came into the new IRC. chat room said he
couldnt stay for a chat and then said "OOPS GOT TO GO AND MAKE A
MOVE" thats okay wouldnt want you to miss out on making a move! :-)
Who is going to start the bidding ?
Originally posted by Jay PeateaAh yes, the old live chat room. I remember it well. It lasted for maybe two weeks before RHP got kicked out.😲
Good evening ladies & gentlemen welcome to the RHP Old Thread Auction. Our researchers have been searching the RHP archives for real classic spam. These little gems of classic spam are part of the RHP history, today you have the chance to own one of these fabulous threads, by bidding on them in our auction. All proceeds will go to charity. I must remind y ...[text shortened]... y wouldnt want you to miss out on making a move! :-) [/i]
Who is going to start the bidding ?
Originally posted by c99uxgoing, going gone to the guy at the back with the banana sticking out of his ear.
1 pawn (in a game against Mokko)
Lot number 2)
Now this next thread come from way back on page 389 of the general forums a real classic entitled Babe is a chicken started by the legendary Xenophobe, one of the first high rated players to be banned. Here is a post from midway in the thread.
To Babe I don't care if you are a transvestite, homosexual, or any
other kind of weird pervert. I am here to play chess. I know that you
are a cheater who uses a program and knows nothing about the
game, but I will play you anyway. As for your rather offensive insults
to me I prefer to take the high road rather than stoop to your level
and swear and make personal insults back. But I will say this: I never
chat with anyone who doesn't chat with me first and am quite content
to simply play the chess game. Your refusal to play with me indicates
that you are afraid that a human might actually be able to beat your
program.
What am I bid for this real piece of RHP nostalgia ?
Originally posted by Jay PeateaI like this one it would look good on my wall in the hall, I think I will have a bid of one empty cider bottle with no lid.🙂
going, going gone to the guy at the back with the banana sticking out of his ear.
Lot number 2)
Now this next thread come from way back on page 389 of the general forums a real classic entitled Babe is a chicken started by the legendary Xenophobe, one of the first high rated players to be banned. Here is a post from midway in the thread.
[b] ...[text shortened]... ally be able to beat your
program.
What am I bid for this real piece of RHP nostalgia ?[/b]
Now you guys are getting the idea, but i should warn you there is a high reserve on this item. Also I've had a PM bid from a wealthy player who wishes to remain anonymous of 3 smokes, a pair of Kevin Costners tights from Robin Hood, A christmas bulb light tester, and half a ticket from the number 17 bus (apparantly unused) 🙂
Originally posted by Jay PeateaRight I will bid my left nut 😛
Now you guys are getting the idea, but i should warn you there is a high reserve on this item. Also I've had a PM bid from a wealthy player who wishes to remain anonymous of 3 smokes, a pair of Kevin Costners tights from Robin Hood, A christmas bulb light tester, and half a ticket from the number 17 bus (apparantly unused) 🙂
Originally posted by Jay PeateaI want to bid for that song cos I love it, is it up for grabs if so I will bid one metric rule with my name on 😛
Time for a sing song, everybody join in.......
Vivaldi, has only got one ball,
c99ux, had two but very small,
Mwmiller had something simmler,
But poor old Sasquatch672 had no balls at all.
Thats a signed rule 🙂