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Vlad, has been requested to create more threads after his absense from RHP due to his chess sabbatical, I am now even better than before, I vill crush you even harder πŸ™‚

Anyway the discourse that this thread will revolve on, is why is Vlad so great, I await your posts πŸ™‚

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Why is Vlad so great?

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Originally posted by Vladamir no1
Vlad, has been requested to create more threads after his absense from RHP due to his chess sabbatical, I am now even better than before, I vill crush you even harder πŸ™‚

Anyway the discourse that this thread will revolve on, is why is Vlad so great, I await your posts πŸ™‚
Vlad is better than Chuck Norris... all dudes are gay for Vlad.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Vlad is better than Chuck Norris... all dudes are gay for Vlad.
da da , you see dis man understands Vlad, not like that peasant who posted before, who doesn't even understand that Vlad is a gentlemen and therefore let his opponenet (A lady) win...

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Originally posted by Mathurine
Why is Vlad so great?

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Peasant....tuh tuh... Vlad spits on u

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Originally posted by Vladamir no1
[...]that peasant who posted before[...]
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Moi, Mathurine de l'Espérance, a peasant!?

Thanks for that, Vlad. I hope we get to play soon. Against this girl, Vlad will have as much chance as a snowball in the crematorium.

Unless, of course, I do the decent thing and let you win, thus keeping your male ego intact...

Gelid regards,

Mathurine

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Originally posted by Vladamir no1
da da , you see dis man understands Vlad, not like that peasant who posted before, who doesn't even understand that Vlad is a gentlemen and therefore let his opponenet (A lady) win...
Vlad is so great he made a time machine and travelled back to impregnate his own mother with himself.

While time travelling, Vlad also was responsible for the following little known historical events:
- Vlad gave Hitler (at the age of 15) a pair of badly swollen balls after timeporting in and kicking him in the groin with a steel toe boot.
- Vlad personally dropped the bomb on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
- Vlad was Alexander the Great and conquered most of the known world.
- Vlad was one of Jesus's apostles (John) and gut stomped Judas several times.
- Vlad ended the scourge of the black plague in Europe, started the Reinisance and became Pope for a short time.

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Vlad's sweat cures ball cancer and baldness.

Vlad's ejaculate, when fresh and applied directly to the eyes, can make the blind see again.

Vlad's farts are the sweetest perfume and a bottle of 'Essence of Vlad' will run for $10,000 US per ounce.

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Originally posted by Vladamir no1
Vlad, has been requested to create more threads after his absense from RHP due to his chess sabbatical, I am now even better than before, I vill crush you even harder πŸ™‚

Anyway the discourse that this thread will revolve on, is why is Vlad so great, I await your posts πŸ™‚
Oh God...

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Oh God...
I think that suggesting that Vlad is God may be going too far.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Vlad is so great he made a time machine and travelled back to impregnate his own mother with himself.

While time travelling, Vlad also was responsible for the following little known historical events:
- Vlad gave Hitler (at the age of 15) a pair of badly swollen balls after timeporting in and kicking him in the groin with a steel toe boot.
- Vlad ...[text shortened]... scourge of the black plague in Europe, started the Reinisance and became Pope for a short time.
At last , at last, Vlad is understood!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I think that suggesting that Vlad is God may be going too far.
But you went even further by suggesting he was better than chuck norris, chuck norris doesn't worship god, but god worships chuck norris