There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of
his
> >money and was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money
more
> >than just about anything.
> >
> >Just before he died, he said to his wife, Now listen. When I die, I
want
> >you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to
take
>my
> >money to the afterlife with me.
> >
> >He made her promise with all her heart that when he died, she would
put
>all
>
> >of the money in the casket with him.
> >
> >Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was
sitting
> >there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.
> >
> >When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got
ready to
> >close the casket, the wife said, Wait just a minute!' She had a box
with
> >her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the
> >undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.
> >
> >So her friend said, Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all
that
> >money in there with your husband!
> >
> >She said, Listen, I'm a Christian. I can't go back on my word. I
>promised
> >him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.
> >
> >You mean to tell me you really put that money in the casket with
him!?
> >I sure did, said the wife. I wrote him a cheque
> >
> >Never Underestimate The Intelligence of a Woman
> >
Originally posted by billwesthoffWhat if the cheque bounces?
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of
his
> >money and was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money
more
> >than just about anything.
> >
> >Just before he died, he said to his wife, Now listen. When I die, I
want
> >you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to ...[text shortened]... e wife. I wrote him a cheque
> >
> >Never Underestimate The Intelligence of a Woman
> >
Does the husband bounce back?
Linda.