One Line Never Ending Poem

One Line Never Ending Poem (rhyming is fine; alternatively imagery with cadence and rhythm)

Much have I traveled in the realms of online public forums

and yea though I walk through the Valley of Death,
I shall fear no evil

For I am the biggest SOB in the valley

and the Rod of Russ and his Staff will comfort me

from the travails and tribulations of mendicancy

through the depths of Hell and the scourges of the plagues

from the shores of Montezuma
to the shores of Tripoli

Shall we rise up singing

"I will sing the LORD's praise, for he has been good to me"

and oh oh oh sooooo good

That my heart shall sing when my lips fail

And my machine that goes 'ping!' gets a quick sale

... and that was the morning and evening of the first day.

The second day, however, was a different story, it went like this:

She licked her lips and accepted my kiss

though pleased he blushed and fidgeted for words to say

A poem for the ages.

Originally posted by nimzophysh
A poem for the ages.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
all ages except the very old and the very young

Originally posted by DukeOfEuphony
Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgment, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous

Originally posted by billyray
yet, in everlasting glory, did the brave endure

Originally posted by nimzophysh
to suffer from afflictions that drugs cannot cure

Originally posted by DukeOfEuphony
'cause drugs are not the only way of healing

Originally posted by coquette
as my black lab heels

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
... and that was the morning and evening of the 2nd day.
so let it be written, so let it be done.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
so on with the pretense and on with the fun.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
so on with the pretense and on with the fun.

Originally posted by nimzophysh
support the Second Amendment with a concealed-carry gun

Originally posted by redbadger
and play the blood red game
let scarlet breakers stain the sand