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One Line Rhyme Tyme

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Originally posted by xs
Beautiful Bouncing Betty,
Bought a colourful bell.
The bell didn't chime,
The rhyme didn't rhyme,
And Bowmann shot the whole mess to hell.

Plonker!
There was a young lady from Pitloughrie...

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Originally posted by sjeg
There was a young lady from Pitloughrie...
No there wasn't

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
No there wasn't
You're not gifted at this, are you?

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Originally posted by sjeg
You're not gifted at this, are you?
I've been there, there's nuthin but sheep 😛

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Originally posted by sjeg
You're not gifted at this, are you?
Maybe not at this but........................😉

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Originally posted by bub
Maybe not at this but........................😉
😀

edit. .. how you doin? 😉

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
😀

edit. .. how you doin? 😉
Ok- you're weirding me out you two. Get a room.

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Originally posted by sjeg
Ok- you're weirding me out you two. Get a room.
How is someone supposed to rhyme a word with Pitloughrie anyway ???


Now, try again, and don't be silly this time 😉

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
😀

edit. .. how you doin? 😉
im good huck hows that bear behind😉

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
How is someone supposed to rhyme a word with Pitloughrie anyway ???


Now, try again, and don't be silly this time 😉
There was a young lady from Pitloughrie...
Who was having a shag in a rockery...


Like that!

p.s.I'm fine, thanks for asking, not that you did. noone cares. poor me.

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Originally posted by sjeg
There was a young lady from Pitloughrie...
Who was having a shag in a rockery...


Like that!

p.s.I'm fine, thanks for asking, not that you did. noone cares. poor me.
Aw buddy, me heart bleed for you matey.

You'll be in Italy soon, nothing to worry about, cept the colour of your pasta 😉

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{adopt comical Scottish accent}

There was a young lady from Pitloughrie...
Who was having a shag in a rockery...

Says she, 'ye foul scum,
ye've cum in me bum,

This isn'nay a f..k but a mockery'.

{pronounced maaawkery, for extra hilarity}

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That was a preprepared 1linerhymetyme, but I thought you'd like it, even if I cheated. Thanks HH, that cheers me no end.

Try one yourself:
(Seriously this time, the rest is still to be written)

An attractive young maiden from Bristol...