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Originally posted by sjeg
There was a young lady from Pitloughrie...
Who was having a shag in a rockery...

Says she, {adopt comical Scottish accent here} 'ye foul scum,
ye've cum in me bum,

This isn'nay a f..k but a mockery'.

{pronounced maaawkery, for extra hilarity}
😕k

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Originally posted by sjeg
An attractive young maiden from Bristol...
got shot with a gun and a pistol.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
got shot with a gun and a pistol.
the doctor came in,
stinking of Gin

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Originally posted by xs
the doctor came in,
stinking of Gin
From a half full decanter of crystal.

He unbuttoned the top of her blouse...

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Originally posted by sjeg
From a half full decanter of crystal.

He unbuttoned the top of her blouse...
inside he found a mouse.
The mouse was suckling
like a baby duckling
on her great big oranges

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Bloody amateurs.

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Originally posted by sjeg
Bloody amatures.
Bloody spelling amateur.

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As he unbuttoned the top of her blouse,
His loins they did start to arouse,
He dropped his new scalpel,
At the sight of a nipple,
His libido would seem not to douse.



How's that?

Then:

He mopped at his brow with a tissue...

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Bloody spelling amateur.
Bloody handy thing, the old edit. Phew.