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"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do!"

Confucius (551-479 BC)

Isn't that a lovely part of the human condition most of us have? 🙂🙂😀🙂🙂

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confucios also said man who fish in other mans pool, only catches crabs.

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Originally posted by pawnfondler
confucios also said man who fish in other mans pool, only catches crabs.
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

George Burns. 😉

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Another runs...

"Man who fall asleep with impure thought on mind
Wake up with solution on hand."

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Originally posted by Mathurine
Another runs...

"Man who fall asleep with impure thought on mind
Wake up with solution on hand."
LMAO....... 😀

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Confucius Says:

Do not drink and park. Accidents cause children.

Secretary not fixture unless screwed on desk.

Man who walk through airport door naked going to bangkok.

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Dumb man climb tree to get cherry; wise man spread limbs.

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Originally posted by Mathurine
Dumb man climb tree to get cherry; wise man spread limbs.
Dumb man get cherry ; wise woman spread limbs for house. 😕

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Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.

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Originally posted by Mathurine
Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.
Wise woman don't put out camp fire like man do! 😉

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Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on whole woman have more.

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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.