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Fighting is an integral part of English life, usually the fights are merely a bit of a 'scrap' which end harmlessly but, every now and then, you get a proper fight where people are looking to do serious harm to each other.

So anyway, my question to those of you who have read this far (and well done for doing so, by the way) have you ever knocked somebody out with one punch?

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I told you.

I was in Boxing.
A one punch knock-out comes from.....

"When your opponent fails to see the punch coming"

That's why Boxers throw combinations....they don't do it because it's pretty...they do it because....

The brain shuts down when it is hit by trauma that it doesn't know.

So...T-rex....if you want a one punch knock-out...hit the guy when he isn't looking.

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Then....pee on him.

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
[b]Fighting is an integral part of English life
fighting is an integral part of english life? what a pedestrian, juvenile statement that is. I would only hope your 'english' comrades would ignore your statements.

What are you, 12, 13 years old son?

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Originally posted by SmookieP
fighting is an integral part of english life? what a pedestrian, juvenile statement that is. I would only hope your 'english' comrades would ignore your statements.

What are you, 12, 13 years old son?
You american kids with your ideals and constitution....
When you grow older like me, you will realise that there are those who fight and those who... flight (I never liked that saying much, but I dont make the rules up)

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
You american kids with your ideals and constitution....
When you grow older like me, you will realise that there are those who fight and those who... flight (I never liked that saying much, but I dont make the rules up)
Are you drunk?

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NO...he is serious....
In the good ole USA....fighting is gone with the dodo

but where T-rex is from...

(Great Britain)

Fighting is regular....
There fighting is still done without cops being called..so it is still an honour thing.
And losing is horrible.
My advice...T-rex....fight to win...don't look for the "one punch knock-out"

Kick his a$$ and beat him up while he is down.

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I punch with my heel! There's nothing better than a good 6' roundhouse to a big bully from little 5' 6" me! ๐Ÿ˜€

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atta boy!!

well...if you did that to me i would grab your foot and laugh...

then break it....

but to the casual drunk...it might work!

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Originally posted by chessisvanity
atta boy!!

well...if you did that to me i would grab your foot and laugh...

then break it....

but to the casual drunk...it might work!
I'd roundhouse you after I had removed your knee cap first! ๐Ÿ˜›

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pffft dude...

i've been in many "real" fights....roundhouses are for the movies...

you try that crap on me and i break you.

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Originally posted by chessisvanity
pffft dude...

i've been in many "real" fights....roundhouses are for the movies...

you try that crap on me and i break you.
I've been in many real fights with gobbers like you too!

Because you can box you think you can outsmart?

You know two things - how to dance and how to hit!

You do not know how to fall and roll into a fighting and opponent striking kill in one move! You do not know how to hit the ground unless you are out of it! In fact, you do not even know how to even start a kick! So bring it on big boy!

You scare me like Tinkerbell. Oops, sorry, is that the name on your silk keks?

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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dude...yer asian...i break you.

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Originally posted by chessisvanity
dude...yer asian...i break you.
I'M A SCOUSER! And I have a gold plated Stanley knife to prove it!

And while yer at it, don't insult Asians! RACIST!

Are you a non-caucasian boxer?

WELL HARD! ๐Ÿ˜‰

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i'm 6ft...260lbs of powerhouse muscle.
boxing....kickboxing....and a little wrestling background...

what did i learn from all of that?

nothing....

I watch Hockey....
Now i grab guys by the shirt and punch there faces off....just like in hockey...

Best fighting strategy there is.

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