Originally posted by Kings FianchettoTurn on the TV so your 'pooter doesn't get lonely as well. Then drink yourself stupid. Then don't get arrested (not going to jail is a key part of a relaxed night in.) Then you can enjoy all the interwebby goodness of nerdly vitrol and television's underestimation of your intelligence until you feel like owning a pitchfork would be a good investment in your own future. Ooh.. and a torch.
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...hmmm it's friday night and I am drinking in front of the computer and I am alone. :'(
Originally posted by st00p1dfac3You big meany.
Turn on the TV so your 'pooter doesn't get lonely as well. Then drink yourself stupid. Then don't get arrested (not going to jail is a key part of a relaxed night in.) Then you can enjoy all the interwebby goodness of nerdly vitrol and television's underestimation of your intelligence until you feel like owning a pitchfork would be a good investment in your own future. Ooh.. and a torch.
Originally posted by Kings FianchettoThose were quality tips, dude. Based on actual scientific studies. Of myself. Do what you like then - but I'm telling you: broken fingers and sleeping in a ditch sounds glamorous now, but you will be unhappy with yourself in the morning.
You big meany.
