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Opponents with bad breath, say something?

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I play real chess over the board and in two seperate tournaments I had an opponent with terrible bad breath.

Not only was their breath bad but they always "sighed" or took big breaths and blew it my way.

I tried to dodge left...then right. No relief.

I lost both games and I blame the breath situation. I didn't have the balls to say anything because I am way to nice to everyone.

Do opponents do things like this on purpose?

One thing I did on purpose was get up and sit down constantly and I could tell my opponent was distracted and mad.

I won 🙂

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Originally posted by Attacking The King
I play real chess over the board and in two seperate tournaments I had an opponent with terrible bad breath.

Not only was their breath bad but they always "sighed" or took big breaths and blew it my way.

I tried to dodge left...then right. No relief.

I lost both games and I blame the breath situation. I didn't have the balls to say anythi ...[text shortened]... t up and sit down constantly and I could tell my opponent was distracted and mad.

I won 🙂
Man or mouse? How pitiful.

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This from a guy too scared to go to the BBQ?

What were your excuses again? Afraid your feeble posts would have no effect in person?

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Originally posted by Attacking The King
One thing I did on purpose was get up and sit down constantly and I could tell my opponent was distracted and mad.

wow yer so kool

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Originally posted by trev33
wow yer so kool
Not as cool as those knee pads.

Where is your safety helmet?

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Originally posted by Attacking The King
Not as cool as those knee pads.

Where is your safety helmet?
they're not knee pads.

damn it, how many times?

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I know the knee pads thing was a low blow. It was all I could come up with.

I stole it from another thread. 😞

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Originally posted by Attacking The King
I know the knee pads thing was a low blow. It was all I could come up with.

I stole it from another thread. 😞
lame 😛

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Man or mouse? How pitiful.
says the big man from behind the safety of his keyboard.

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Originally posted by Attacking The King
I play real chess over the board and in two seperate tournaments I had an opponent with terrible bad breath.

Not only was their breath bad but they always "sighed" or took big breaths and blew it my way.

I tried to dodge left...then right. No relief.

I lost both games and I blame the breath situation. I didn't have the balls to say anythi ...[text shortened]... t up and sit down constantly and I could tell my opponent was distracted and mad.

I won 🙂
Next time use the same technique and make it a chess + bad breath contest.

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I bet it beats Fisher's "Gingivitis Conspiracy Theory: A Grand Master's Dragon Technique"

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Originally posted by Attacking The King
I play real chess over the board and in two seperate tournaments I had an opponent with terrible bad breath.

Not only was their breath bad but they always "sighed" or took big breaths and blew it my way.

I tried to dodge left...then right. No relief.

I lost both games and I blame the breath situation. I didn't have the balls to say anythi ...[text shortened]... t up and sit down constantly and I could tell my opponent was distracted and mad.

I won 🙂
Rule 4.5.1a

Do not blame opponents bad breath for you own chess inadequacies.

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