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* groans...ouch!!!!!!!

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*Comes back from smoking a cig*
Wow, this room sure has filled up, guess I need another beer! Good music, good beer, just quit hitting on me player, lol! Don't mean to shoot you down but I'm here for the alci

*pokes player in the ribs with a smile*

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I've got a guitar and harmonica... I'd prefer to play harmonica if someone strums...

Other than that, you need to deal with my bad guitar and singing!

*Shuts off stereo
*finishes beer quicker than he thought....
*Another beer, lights cig.

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Live music, that rocks

*tips a toast to Phlabibit*

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Breaks into black cat... all bar chords.... E's and D's......

slams acoustic like a red head step child....

That girl she's singing to me!
I hope there's something more to that!!!!

Black Cat is staring at me!
I hope there's nothing more to that!!!!!

Some times at night, I dream of your beautiful face!!!
But I can't sleep well when I think about you down at that place!

Shakin' what God gave ya!!!


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*Goes outside to escape from Phla's voice*

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Originally posted by SirLoseALot
*Goes outside to escape from Phla's voice*
Yell's second verse louder!

Second verse, Same as the first!!!!!!

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*comes back in*

If I can't escape it I might as well have a beer along with it.

*turns off the lights and aims a spotlight on Phla*

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*Finishes Black Cat.
*gets a fresh beer, and cig.....
*get mouth harp out.
*does XTC's 'Summer Couldren' A Cappella.... unless someone picks up my guitar.

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Solo!!!

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Originally posted by ncrosby
Solo!!!
*Sings into half empty beer to sound better.....

Drowning here in Summer's Cauldron
Under mats of flower lava
Please don't pull me out this is how I would want to go
Breathing in the boiling butter
Fruit of sweating golden inca
Please don't heed my shout I'm relax in the undertow

When Miss Moon lays down
And Sir Sun stands up
Me I'm found floating round and round
Like a bug in brandy
In this big bronze cup
Drowning here in Summer's Cauldron

Trees are dancing drunk with nectar
Grass is waving underwater
Please don't pull me out this is how I would want to go
Insect bomber Buddhist droning
Copper chord of August's organ
Please don't heed my shout I'm relax in the undertow

When Miss Moon lays down
in her hilltop bed
And Sir Sun stands up
raise his regal head
Me I'm found floating round and round
Like a bug in brandy
In this big bronze cup
Drowning here in Summer's Cauldron


*Mumbles and Slures many lines cuz not sure they are right!?

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*beer slops as I applaud the solo*

Beautiful, just beautiful. don't know if it's the alcohol, but...beautiful.

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Originally posted by NicolaiS
Guys ... look ... brought some real good Belgium beers ... Cheers ... 😀
Not too much for me. I will take my clothes off.😀

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Originally posted by Remora91
I can't believe you actually did this, Orkyboy. I never thought you'd own up to your threats.
I never back down! I am the self-proclaimed king of LOL after all!

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Originally posted by SirLoseALot
*trips over eyegpc,falls and breaks one of orkyboy's favorite orks*

OOPSIE! 😳

EDIT: ork's are breakable,aren't they?
Watch it! Here have another beer, it might help you spacial awareness. 😉

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