OTB IN Philly!!!

Originally posted by darvlay
Ha. I promise nothing! Do you even have any hair to pull? 😉

Originally posted by Starrman
Does sexual tyrannosaurus mean your arms are too short to jack yourself off?

Originally posted by sasquatch672
Ok well ours already sounds like alot more fun than London's. Especially if Nordlys knocks me out while I'm oiled up and naked.

Originally posted by darvlay
I wonder if PocketKings is going to be like those jackwads on TV Poker who wear their hoodies and dark glasses all unibomber-like so that no one can get a read on them. If he is, I'm giong to have to punch him right in the teeth.

Ha. Wouldn't it be hilarious if the whole thing ended in a big brawl? I'm bringing some brass knux just in case.

This thread is conjuring up all kinds of hilarious images in my head. The people at work here must be wondering what the hell I'm giggling at.

Originally posted by no1marauder
No kicking in the nuts, Nordlys

Originally posted by darvlay
This thread is conjuring up all kinds of hilarious images in my head. The people at work here must be wondering what the hell I'm giggling at.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
You've already been warned I'm bringing a yo-yo...

P-

Originally posted by Nordlys
Not even Sacksquash's? :'(

Originally posted by Starrman
Phlab's the Duncan Fearnley of the chess world

Originally posted by Nordlys
Okay, I'll make sure I bring a heavy (but not too heavy to throw it at you from quite far away) chessboard with sharp edges.

Originally posted by eagles54
I can loan you my rose/white quartz board. Hefty, edgy, deadly. Wipes off easily.