07 Jul 03
In the last couple of days the marvellous being that is my girlfriend, the ol' shagnasty, m'lady, the non-chess-loving vixen, call her what you will, has moved in. Exciting 'n' strange 'n' scary 'n' happy seems just about to cover it. With each and every now unpacked item of hers a notch of freedom and drop of independence ebbs away, leaving me with my flat becoming our flat, and I must admit, a feeling of much warmth and joy.
But still. *eek*
Does this mean an end to frequent RHP visits? Should I be laying the law down early or concocting a rummy lie or three in order to spend more time on RHP and less on discussing what covers to put on the cushions?
T1000
PS Should the lady in question somehow end up reading this: all spoken in jest my sweety, honest.
*runs*
07 Jul 03
Originally posted by T1000it just means you`ll get nagged at when your on for tooooooo loooong welcome to the club.ha ha ha😵😀😵😀😵😀
In the last couple of days the marvellous being that is my girlfriend, the ol' shagnasty, m'lady, the non-chess-loving vixen, call her what you will, has moved in. Exciting 'n' strange 'n' scary 'n' happy seems just about to cover it. With each and every now unpacked item of hers a notch of freedom and drop of independence ebbs away, leaving me with ...[text shortened]... lady in question somehow end up reading this: all spoken in jest my sweety, honest.
*runs*
07 Jul 03
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Originally posted by legionnaire<<and of course you would want to bring her here to do so!>>
Mark,
Maybe it would be a good opportunity to introduce your girlfriend to the wonderful world of chess playing, and of course you would want to bring her here to do so! That would seem to kill two birds with one stone.
-mike
Good grief man, introduce her to this rabble? 😉
Lord knows attempts have been made to instigate several meetings between the lady and the chess, goodish attempts at that, but none so far have gone what one might term remotely satisfactory.
And lets face it, whilst the opening gambit of "Hi, I'm Mark; I like chess, do you?" might not rank as the greatest chat-up line, perhaps I should really have discovered this dislike of chess before the emotional entanglements had occured 😀
T
07 Jul 03
Originally posted by T1000Mark, I can only say "let chess be chess and shagnasty be shagnasty." The chess will be better and the shaggin' nastier if kept separate. Now just imagine a baby in the mix. Now that I've got you good and depressed, send a game over. Kirk
In the last couple of days the marvellous being that is my girlfriend, the ol' shagnasty, m'lady, the non-chess-loving vixen, call her what you will, has moved in. Exciting 'n' strange 'n' scary 'n' happy seems just about to cover it. With each and every now unpacked item of hers a notch of freedom and drop of independence ebbs away, leaving me with ...[text shortened]... lady in question somehow end up reading this: all spoken in jest my sweety, honest.
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07 Jul 03
I find you can make moves while she is getting ready. This gives you pleanty of time and you do not get in trouble for looking annoyed waiting for her. As a true gent you are only playing the chess for her, to give her the time she needs to change her outfit that one extra time
Andrew 😀
07 Jul 03
Originally posted by latex bishopVery impressive idea Andrew but remember to look away from the chess board to say you look stunning to her - apparently its a bit annoying if you don't😵
I find you can make moves while she is getting ready. This gives you pleanty of time and you do not get in trouble for looking annoyed waiting for her. As a true gent you are only playing the chess for her, to give her the time she needs to change her outfit that one extra time
Andrew 😀
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07 Jul 03
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Originally posted by Mat Kelleyer, thats where I get it a bit wrong. Or is it where I am told I should be looking at houses not that blo*dy chess site again... oops where is alt and tab...
Very impressive idea Andrew but remember to look away from the chess board to say you look stunning to her - apparently its a bit annoying if you don't😵
Andrew 😀
07 Jul 03
Originally posted by T1000Marry a sysadmin - worked for me 😉
In the last couple of days the marvellous being that is my girlfriend, the ol' shagnasty, m'lady, the non-chess-loving vixen, call her what you will, has moved in. Exciting 'n' strange 'n' scary 'n' happy seems just about to cover it. With each and every now unpacked item of hers a notch of freedom and drop of independence ebbs away, leaving me with ...[text shortened]... lady in question somehow end up reading this: all spoken in jest my sweety, honest.
*runs*
08 Jul 03
Originally posted by T1000Mark,
In the last couple of days the marvellous being that is my girlfriend, the ol' shagnasty, m'lady, the non-chess-loving vixen, call her what you will, has moved in. Exciting 'n' strange 'n' scary 'n' happy seems just about to cover it. With each and every now unpacked item of hers a notch of freedom and drop of independence ebbs away, leaving me with ...[text shortened]... lady in question somehow end up reading this: all spoken in jest my sweety, honest.
*runs*
I been meaning to reply to this one...
I feel for you so bad. Does she have kids? I moved in with my gf and she has a 14 and a 4 yr old. Talk about a slap in the face to someone who lived alone for the better part of 10 years. I went from Modern Marvels, FMJ, and the History Channel to friggen Sponge Bob. I have to watch Law and Order 3 times a night on TNT because the gf likes it (so do I, but enough is enough!)
Then, there is the "dead squirrel" that I dig out of the shower drain when I clean each week, not to mention black Lab hair everywhere.
Food stains on my couch that were not there before.
Attitude from the kids.
So, I say, with great pride, that my RHP time is MY TIME!
Who cooks?
Yours in comiseration,
Bill
08 Jul 03
where's your trailer located ???? 🙂
Mark,
I been meaning to reply to this one...
I feel for you so bad. Does she have kids? I moved in with my gf and she has a 14 and a 4 yr old. Talk about a slap in the face to someone who lived alone for the better part of 10 years. I went from Modern Marvels, FMJ, and the History Channel to friggen Sponge Bob. I have to watch Law and Order 3 times a night on TNT because the gf lik ...[text shortened]... , with great pride, that my RHP time is MY TIME!
Who cooks?
Yours in comiseration,
Bill