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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Why is it men love to pee outdoors? Why do men spit? Why do they refuse to ask for directions when they are lost?
Men also hate to answer more than one question at a time!

This man likes to pee outdoors cuz there is no aim involved. No seat to put back down. If we splatter, it don't matter!

I lovingly call it 'the mens room'.

'Off to use the men's room guys'... out the door I go.

Phla

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Why is it men love to pee outdoors? Why do men spit? Why do they refuse to ask for directions when they are lost?
None of these particularly describe me... does that make me a wuss?

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Originally posted by Acolyte
None of these particularly describe me... does that make me a wuss?
No,that would make you a woman 😉

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Originally posted by Redmike
It's only Burns if you've had a strong curry.
Deary, deary me....

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Why is it men love to pee outdoors? Why do men spit?
I agree with your strong feelings about this.
Spitting is a disgrace; perhaps some old working-class behavior?

As for urinating outdoors; well, out-door institutions are not always at hand but you should always do this sort of thing in the dark, so to speak.

Keep the good work up!
You are needed!

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its all biodegradeable any way so envirment friendly unlike the sewer system

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Originally posted by Acolyte
None of these particularly describe me... does that make me a wuss?
do you follow football? do you know more about your car than it's colour and what fuel it takes? If not then you're in the same boat as me. I don't know what that makes us but I can safely say the girls like it 🙂

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Originally posted by belgianfreak
do you follow football? do you know more about your car than it's colour and what fuel it takes? If not then you're in the same boat as me. I don't know what that makes us but I can safely say the girls like it 🙂
lol
I was having a new battery put in my truck today, and while I waited I was looking at the PT Cruisers. The salesman got the key and offered me a test drive. Before we started the car, he said pop the hood and come look at the engine. I just laughed.
What the Hell do I need to look at the engine for? Are their pics of naked men on it? (only reason I would look at an engine) 😀

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Seeing as we are talking about men and what they like to do...

I'm not big on spitting but I will if it seems necessary. I enjoy peeing outside, although the management at my apartment building seems to think that just outside my door is 'not outside enough'...go figure.

Anyway, as a man, I have been watching the olympics with some interest, and I would like to make it clear that womens beach vollyball is a FANTASTIC sport! 😉

TheSkipper

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Why is it men love to pee outdoors?
it is an environmentally friendly way to kill the weeds

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Why is it men love to pee outdoors? Why do men spit? Why do they refuse to ask for directions when they are lost?
Gee, I don't know what kind of men you've been hanging around with, but NONE of my male friends pee outdoors OR spit! That's pretty gross around these parts, girl.

We do tend to use our brains BEFORE asking some stranger for directions though... I don't think that's a bad idea.

arrakis

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Originally posted by arrakis
Gee, I don't know what kind of men you've been hanging around with, but NONE of my male friends pee outdoors OR spit! That's pretty gross around these parts, girl.

We do tend to use our brains BEFORE asking some stranger for directions though... I don't think that's a bad idea.

arrakis
Darlin, I never said I hang out with men who pee and spit. Well, I guess all men pee. None of the men I know spit, but some men do. I do live in the country though, and men, as well as women, sometimes are forced to use the "outdoor facilities".
You must admit that many men do wait longer than necessary before admitting they are lost and asking for help?

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Who said peeing outdoor was a bad thing? Or spitting? You, yourself chose to think it is bad.

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Originally posted by DreamlaX
Who said peeing outdoor was a bad thing? Or spitting? You, yourself chose to think it is bad.
I don't think it is bad. I never said it was bad. I just observed that it seems to be enjoyable to many men to do so. I pee outdoors all the time because I am often far from facilities.
Spitting seems to be popular with teenage boys, and even sometimes girls. I know spitting is sometimes neccessary, but it is gross.