16 Aug 04
Originally posted by elvendreamgirl"Why is it men love to pee outdoors?"
Why is it men love to pee outdoors? Why do men spit? Why do they refuse to ask for directions when they are lost?
Because it's a basic human right.
"Why do men spit?"
Swallowing tobacco juice makes us nauseous.
"Why do they refuse to ask for directions when they are lost?"
We never get lost, looking like we're lost is just a ploy we use to make women feel superior.
BTW, I had to put my boots on before I started all that shoveling. 😉😀🙄
16 Aug 04
Originally posted by KneverKnightWell, I can pee outdoors with the best of them, but I don't think I can write my name 😀 .....maybe my initials?
Not neccesarily "love" to pee outdoors, just can. Its just the plumbing. Writing one's name in snow, that maybe counts as a flaunt, but hey, boys will be boiz.
or a smiley face??? 😀
16 Aug 04
Originally posted by SirLoseALot"Why do women pee inside?"
Why do women pee inside?Why don't(most) women spit?Why can't (a lot of)women read a map?
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
They are smart enough to take advantage of a marvel of modern technology - indoor plumbing.
Why don't(most) women spit?
They don't want to be grouped together with "Dykes on Bikes" (Sorry if this isn't the real name of a motorcycle club, I got it from a movie with Jack Lemmon & James Garner)
"Why can't (a lot of)women read a map?"
The "a lot of" is being corrected, since now women/girls are allowed to attend school in Afghanistan.
16 Aug 04
Originally posted by elvendreamgirlyou can write your name just use your boyfriend. and spiting gets rid of unwanted fluid quickly, as with farting getting rid of unwanted air
Well, I can pee outdoors with the best of them, but I don't think I can write my name 😀 .....maybe my initials?
or a smiley face??? 😀
16 Aug 04
Men do all that because the women used to prefer tough rough guys. The asocial kind of feller. It's because of that we adopted those characteristics, and for some they are hard to let go 🙂
For the record, i do not pee outside unless i've been going out severely and the need is high. I do not spit. I don't get lost.
16 Aug 04
Originally posted by elvendreamgirlWhat an elegant image you picture there!
Well, I can pee outdoors with the best of them, but I don't think I can write my name 😀 .....maybe my initials?
or a smiley face??? 😀
During musical festivals here in Holland woman can get these little cup like things which they can place around their fannies (vagina's...not their arses...) which helps direct the urine, so they can stand in the men's cubicles.
I believe it helps against dribbling up one's leg. I know a lot of men who should use one as well. There's nothing more embarrassing than staring at a man's crotch and having him ask: "Can you see it?" and having to tell him he's got a wet patch.
As for spitting, I knew a lot of people who spat when I was a teenager, women and men. But it's went a bit out of fashion lately. Thank god for that. I find it totally disgusting.
It was banned in Glasgow in the 60's and 70's because it could spread TB.
So, what's more disgusting. A female farting or a male farting? Or is it both equally okay?
Now, I know most people will find it disgusting, so to take a stand, let me quote a wee Scottish remark (it could have been Burns, but I'm not sure):
Where 'er ye may be,
Let yer wind gang free.
