Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how
you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.'
'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you
been eating?' 'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc. 'Hmm.
Well, where do you catch them?' 'Down the other side of the swamp near the
parking lot by the Capitol.' 'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?'
'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock
the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the crap out of them and eat 'em!
''Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the crap out of a politician, there's nothing left but an butthole and a briefcase."
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Originally posted by taipei5200I feel the same about her as I do anyone who prematurely accepts a promotion; she is too selfish (or foolish) to realize her lack of experience and knowledge will be a detriment to both her reputation, and her employer's well-being. She would have been better off to spend several more years in development, working her way out of Alaska into a less rural/more diverse area. She's a plastic hammer, a prop, a cute tool.
What's your thoughts on this woman Sarah Palin?
I like her glasses. 😛
Originally posted by Bosse de NageI've read somewhere that an adult film producer was looking for a Palin look-alike.
They'd be a great prop in a porno.
Come to think of it, this whole election should be shot as a porno. More fun, more relevant, more value for money. Throw in a moose and we've got a party.