Paraprosdokians

He who is right knows many wrong, he who is left knows one alone.

Parachute, paradise, parakeet and parasol can all be used to start a paraphrase.



Mostly we have to grow up, it's the only way we balance.

I used to be insecure but now the glue has dried.

What dose not kill you probably kills someone else

Originally posted by redbadger
What dose not kill you probably kills someone else

Man I got a bad bad potato chip last week and now maybe? Watch out it nearly got me!

Originally posted by JerryH
Man I got a bad bad potato chip last week and now maybe? Watch out it nearly got me!

couch potato hidden lino

Originally posted by redbadger
What dose not kill you probably kills someone else

...is more true than the usual trite bollocks.

We might be wrong if I both agreed with me.

To improve your chance of hitting first call your target and ask it to come a little closer.

"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station."