Yesterday I had to pull a long spaghetti strand out of my daughter's mouth when she ambitiously tried to devour it whole. I yanked the whole strand, intact, out of her mouth. It was like trying to pull-start a lawnmower whose motor makes gagging sounds.
Originally posted by darvlay Yesterday I had to pull a long spaghetti strand out of my daughter's mouth when she ambitiously tried to devour it whole. I yanked the whole strand, intact, out of her mouth. It was like trying to pull-start a lawnmower whose motor makes gagging sounds.
Enjoy it while you can. Life is about to become infinitely more complicated.
Originally posted by darvlay Yesterday I had to pull a long spaghetti strand out of my daughter's mouth when she ambitiously tried to devour it whole. I yanked the whole strand, intact, out of her mouth. It was like trying to pull-start a lawnmower whose motor makes gagging sounds.
Great, then you'll enjoy pulling the next one out of her nose. Just wait.
Originally posted by darvlay Yesterday I had to pull a long spaghetti strand out of my daughter's mouth when she ambitiously tried to devour it whole. I yanked the whole strand, intact, out of her mouth. It was like trying to pull-start a lawnmower whose motor makes gagging sounds.
I had a similar problem with our cat
http://www.catforum.com/forum/38-health-nutrition/137327-my-cat-just-threw-up-tapeworm.html
Originally posted by darvlay Yesterday I had to pull a long spaghetti strand out of my daughter's mouth when she ambitiously tried to devour it whole. I yanked the whole strand, intact, out of her mouth. It was like trying to pull-start a lawnmower whose motor makes gagging sounds.
Sounds like vapor lock to me. 😕 Try a higher octane fuel 😛
Originally posted by darvlay Yesterday I had to pull a long spaghetti strand out of my daughter's mouth when she ambitiously tried to devour it whole. I yanked the whole strand, intact, out of her mouth. It was like trying to pull-start a lawnmower whose motor makes gagging sounds.
After working a week of night shift, i was "requested" to get up early to help my wife who had agreed to babysit her friends kids while the moved house. I climber down the stairs half awake and walked through the kitchen to the front room to be greeted in the doorway by a 5 year old who was fully clothed, except that her pants were on her head as she gleefully proclaimed "My pants fell down".
I turned heel and spent the day watching netflix on my phone in bedroom.
02 Dec '13 19:56
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