Parents Are The Root Of All Evil

By beating my sister to a pulp every time she menstruated, my stepfather taught me the right way to treat women every time they sin.

My 4 marriages serve as a testimony that he was right. After all, none of the gals took me to court.

Happy times, I tells ya.

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It would be interesting to hear how other parents of users around here dealt with, for example, queer boys.

I always heard my parents whispering to each other in their bed at night and for years I was convinced they were Russian spies.

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I would like to be an evil dad one day.

I would like to have daughters and, when they are going through puberty, I will pick them up from school while wearing sombrero, red sunglasses, a Hawaiian style shirt, shorts, black socks, and sandals. At spot, I'd wave my hands like crazy and shout "my babies! my babies! Here!"

Later on their husbands would have to pay for the shrink.

Originally posted by Seitse
I would like to be an evil dad one day.

I would like to have daughters and, when they are going through puberty, I will pick them up from school while wearing sombrero, red sunglasses, a Hawaiian style shirt, shorts, black socks, and sandals. At spot, I'd wave my hands like crazy and shout "my babies! my babies! Here!"

Later on their husbands would have to pay for the shrink.

Originally posted by Fleabitten
If you really want to seal that deal, say in a voice loud enough to be overheard by their classmates, "You must have had a big lunch today, because you're looking a little chubby!"

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Originally posted by Palynka
Here's two more:

Baby Shower.

Originally posted by Nordlys
How are these two words supposed to help?

Originally posted by Palynka
They remove all doubt in my mind. If you repeat them long enough, they will remove all your doubts too.

You just have to be persistent about it.