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Ok, I got a psychic Parrot as a Christmas gift. Just post a question,
and prepare to be amazed. 😲 His name is The Amazoning Crestfin.

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How many times can one idiot spam this site without getting its access blocked?

How quickly can your parrot answer questions?

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Originally posted by Kewpie
How many times can one idiot spam this site without getting its access blocked?

How quickly can your parrot answer questions?
*Bark*
How should I know, I'm just a parrot for cryin out loud.

I do know I want a freakin' cracker, tell lard ass to quit looking at a chess database on a different browser and get me some food. 😠 Please 🙁

*Wolf whistle*

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
*Bark*
How should I know, I'm just a parrot for cryin out loud.

I do know I want a freakin' cracker, tell lard ass to quit looking at a chess database on a different browser and get me some food. 😠 Please 🙁

*Wolf whistle*
Jeez, Ice, feed the kid, willya?

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Originally posted by Kewpie
Jeez, Ice, feed the kid, willya?
*Bawk*

I swear, I'll poop on his screen. 😠
Now his wife is looking at game hen recipies,
is that a good sign?

*Wolf whistle*

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Ok, I got a psychic Parrot as a Christmas gift. Just post a question,
and prepare to be amazed. 😲 His name is The Amazoning Crestfin.
When will Boston Lad visit his daughter in Denver (now that she

has initiated contact following a long hiatus this past Thursday)?



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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
When will Boston Lad visit his daughter in Denver (now that she

has initiated contact following a long hiatus this past Thursday)?



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*Bawk*

Now Ice has a knife and a butcher block,
I bet he raises those cats for food. 😀
I bet you see your daughter before I get fed some of that cat dinner.

*Wolf whistle*

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
*Bawk*

Now Ice has a knife and a butcher block,
I bet he raises those cats for food. 😀
I bet you see your daughter before I get fed some of that cat dinner.

*Wolf whistle*
Thanks.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Thanks.
*Bawk*
You better X-Y-Z-P-D-Q. Don't you feel a draft?
*Bawk*
*Wolf whistle*

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Will Ice have an Indian chief's headress made of Parrot feathers this time next month?

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Originally posted by expuddlepirate
Will Ice have an Indian chief's headress made of Parrot feathers this time next month?
*Bawk*

It's Native americans now, where you been?
Pirates and parrots 😀
Save me please, this guy just sits there looking at the screen, moving pieces, cussing. What a nerd/jerk. His wife is kinda hot, but has cats all around her. The cats seems to like me, too much. 😳

*Bawk*
*Wolf whistle*

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
*Bawk*

It's Native americans now, where you been?
Pirates and parrots 😀
Save me please, this guy just sits there looking at the screen, moving pieces, cussing. What a nerd/jerk. His wife is kinda hot, but has cats all around her. The cats seems to like me, too much. 😳

*Bawk*
*Wolf whistle*
This cat wouldn't go near those parrot claws, us cats have more sense. I'm thinking of Monty Python now.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
*Bawk*

It's Native americans now, where you been?
Pirates and parrots 😀
Save me please, this guy just sits there looking at the screen, moving pieces, cussing. What a nerd/jerk. His wife is kinda hot, but has cats all around her. The cats seems to like me, too much. 😳

*Bawk*
*Wolf whistle*
We should have audible smilies! 😉

And a pumping heart one, just for you! **smooch**

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Ok, I got a psychic Parrot as a Christmas gift. Just post a question,
and prepare to be amazed. 😲 His name is The Amazoning Crestfin.
Deraest Amazoning Crestfin,
Will next xmas be easier than this one?


And also,Why is the rum always gone?

(These questions are always with me)

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Aww crap! he's on holiday. And phlabitts overworked...

Anyone else?