Originally posted by BlackampIt's better to have the raw hamburger also somewhere in the car. The police may not buy the Big Mac thing and have the dog continue to look.
OFFICER 1: <to sniffer dog> Easy boy! Easy! You've found something? <to driver> I'm going to have to ask you to step ouside the vehicle, sir.
DRIVER: What's the problem, officer?
OFFICER 1: You need to step outside the vehicle, sir. we're going to search the vehicle for prohibited substances
OFFICER 2: <to officer 1> it's okay, Clyde - he's got a B ...[text shortened]... s you are!'
OFFICER 1: <to driver> okay sir, you're free to go. have a nice day.
GRANNY.
Originally posted by BlackampSNIFFER DOG: <to Officer 1+2> Dudes that burger is made of CRACK!
OFFICER 1: <to sniffer dog> Easy boy! Easy! You've found something? <to driver> I'm going to have to ask you to step ouside the vehicle, sir.
DRIVER: What's the problem, officer?
OFFICER 1: You need to step outside the vehicle, sir. we're going to search the vehicle for prohibited substances
OFFICER 2: <to officer 1> it's okay, Clyde - he's got a B ...[text shortened]... s you are!'
OFFICER 1: <to driver> okay sir, you're free to go. have a nice day.
OFFICER 1 or 2: <to dog> You are payed to search drugs, not talk!ðŸ˜
Originally posted by smw6869No, I can't do that...no bow ties...that's what little boys do. 🙂
if the drug dealer is transporting drugs and thinks he may be stopped (not necessarily at a boarder crossing) he will place some raw hamburger in the vehicle. If a dog is used, it will point to the hamburger. The police will see it is hamburger and let the vehicle go....Maybe.
And, ah, i can tie my crystal balls in a knot. I can tie them in a bow. You?
GRANNY.
I agree that is what a drug dealer might do but they have just given the officer probable cause as it stands now. But don't you think that a Border patrol agent would be aware of that trick? I would think so, it's not like it's a new trick.
Originally posted by zozozozoI think they would eat the food and then proceed to locate the drugs. Although if they did eat the food they would sure to be scolded and not fed for a couple of days afterwards. They would soon wise up.
I have no knowledge about it, but i think these dogs are trained well and would ignore food?
Originally posted by Sam The ShamThis is what some of these BLOCK HEADS are failing to see. A citizen blocks a public highway for one hour, not even moving out of the highway. The first thing he should have done is what normal citizens do, roll down his window, state he is a US citizen and be waved on his way. But wait, this MORON came up with the wiseass idea that he would be more defiant than a terrorist/drug dealer combo to win some $$$.
The official charge was "blocking a public highway and failing to obey an officers orders directing traffic." . He plugged up the lane for AN HOUR before the police arrived, refusing to pull over to the secondary inspection point, then refused to follow orders when placed under arrest.
Originally posted by cashthetrashof course - that's the whole point! then when the dogs start going off at my luggage, the customs guys will open it up, see the hamburger, and relax and say 'ah! so that's what has got the dogs excited!'. then they'll wave me through without bothering to check further.
Yes you should do that...and be sure to have some drugs in the luggage also. 😉
ask GRANNY - i owe the idea to her.
Originally posted by cashthetrashAll the Rev had to do was allow the police to inspect his vehicle, but the Rev would not allow it because the agents would have found the hamburger and allowed him to pass. The Rev did Not want to be let go. He wanted a big pay day.
No, I can't do that...no bow ties...that's what little boys do. 🙂
I agree that is what a drug dealer might do but they have just given the officer probable cause as it stands now. But don't you think that a Border patrol agent would be aware of that trick? I would think so, it's not like it's a new trick.
Er, ah....i can throw my crystal balls o'er my shoulder like a continental soldier. You?
GRANNY.
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Originally posted by smw6869If I were to throw my Crystal balls over my shoulder it would surly break my back...I prefer to tote mine in a wheel barrow. Hard on the wheel but easy on my back.
All the Rev had to do was allow the police to inspect his vehicle, but the Rev would not allow it because the agents would have found the hamburger and allowed him to pass. The Rev did Not want to be let go. He wanted a big pay day.
Er, ah....i can throw my crystal balls o'er my shoulder like a continental soldier. You?
GRANNY.
Everyone (especially a wuss) wants to do things the easy way. Standing up for your rights is better than the New York lottery.
Edit: Oops, I think I just set myself up. 😕
Originally posted by smw6869Wait now, After they busted the windows and dragged him out, and made sure he cut his face as much as possible and tassered the hell out of him, they could have checked the care for the hamburger then.
All the Rev had to do was allow the police to inspect his vehicle, but the Rev would not allow it because the agents would have found the hamburger and allowed him to pass. The Rev did Not want to be let go. He wanted a big pay day.
Er, ah....i can throw my crystal balls o'er my shoulder like a continental soldier. You?
GRANNY.
Where is the Beef?
There was never any beef!
Originally posted by Very RustyThey did check the car for drugs after it was impounded. They found no drugs. They didn't pay any attention to the hamburger on the front seat. They were not aware of the hamburger ploy and simply threw it away as it smelled of smegma.
Wait now, After they busted the windows and dragged him out, and made sure he cut his face as much as possible and tassered the hell out of him, they could have checked the care for the hamburger then.
Where is the Beef?
There was never any beef!
GRANNY.
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Originally posted by smw6869I think something certainly smells FISHY!
They did check the car for drugs after it was impounded. They found no drugs. They didn't pay any attention to the hamburger on the front seat. They were not aware of the hamburger ploy and simply threw it away as it smelled of smegma.
GRANNY.
There never was any beef!