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Are you one of those people that run to a packed elevator and stick your arm in the doorway just as the door is closing so that you can jam your way into the elevator rather than just waiting 30 seconds for the next one?

Do you have any idea what kind of a lazy tit-tickler everyone on the elevator thinks you are?

Next time, take the next one.

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I recognize that I feel ashamed of using elevators. Any healthy person should use the stairs, it doesn't matter to which floor you're going.

What I do in order to conceal my shame, is to limp, pretending to have some sort of leg injury, and then people look at me in an empathic way, even if I use the lift for one floor... down.

😉

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Originally posted by uzless
Are you one of those people that run to a packed elevator and stick your arm in the doorway just as the door is closing so that you can jam your way into the elevator rather than just waiting 30 seconds for the next one?

Do you have any idea what kind of a lazy tit-tickler everyone on the elevator thinks of you?

Next time, take the next one.
Who cares what other people think - life is full of ups and downs

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Originally posted by Rene-Claude
Who cares what other people think - life is full of ups and downs

😉
Especially if you spend your life in an elevator.

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I think that was the joke.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Especially if you spend your life in an elevator.
Livin' it up when you're goin down? Okay Aerosmith

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Originally posted by uzless
Are you one of those people that run to a packed elevator and stick your arm in the doorway just as the door is closing so that you can jam your way into the elevator rather than just waiting 30 seconds for the next one?

Do you have any idea what kind of a lazy tit-tickler everyone on the elevator thinks you are?

Next time, take the next one.
Recently, I've been doing this with my baby's stroller, pushing the whole stroller into the elevator blindly and mashing the hapless vitims trapped inside. I typicially finish them off with a good, paint peeling fart.

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Originally posted by uzless
Are you one of those people that run to a packed elevator and stick your arm in the doorway just as the door is closing so that you can jam your way into the elevator rather than just waiting 30 seconds for the next one?

Do you have any idea what kind of a lazy tit-tickler everyone on the elevator thinks you are?

Next time, take the next one.
HELL NO. I avoid taking elevators with other people if possible or use stairs. Avoiding people is something I do well.

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I'm the annoying guy who sees you running for the elevator and hits the close door button, just so I can see the heartbroken look on your face when the doors close on it.

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Originally posted by Seitse
I recognize that I feel ashamed of using elevators. Any healthy person should use the stairs, it doesn't matter to which floor you're going.

What I do in order to conceal my shame, is to limp, pretending to have some sort of leg injury, and then people look at me in an empathic way, even if I use the lift for one floor... down.

😉
I´m pretty sure you made that up because unless you are actually carry crutches people with a limp are immediately labeled alcoholic, drug addict or violent axe murderer and shunned like the plague. However, this doesn´t apply if you are with some non-limping person (even if they are an alcoholic, drug addict or violent axe murderer). Other means of softening the suspicious looks a limping person gets are a) carrying a newspaper or b) hanging some good quality sun glasses in the neck of your T shirt or top. I have a theory that these work because you can´t possibly be a drunken, spaced out, dribbling moron returning, bloodstained from a fight if you have kept your sunnies hanging from your neck and/or have kept hold of your newspaper.

Did I mention I have a sports injury at the moment?

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Originally posted by Wheely
Did I mention I have a sports injury at the moment?
Argh! An axe murderer!

< runs and hides >

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Argh! An axe murderer!

< runs and hides >
Never murdered an axe in my life!

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Argh! An axe murderer!

< runs and hides >
And well you should......"Here's Johnny".

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Originally posted by Wheely
Never murdered an axe in my life!
Not even a violent one? I am not convinced...

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Not even a violent one? I am not convinced...
I have upset a few but that´s about it

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