01 Jan 19
@mister-moggy saidYou know that Kate has married into the Royal family?
you all know that the british royal family is suppossed to be lizards.
lizards have long fingers you know.
03 Jan 19
@ponderable saidAh, but Ickyness is infectious! She's had a lizardling with Prince William, and that's turned her into a lizard as well.
You know that Kate has married into the Royal family?
Or maybe the lizards only breed with eachother, and theres a breeding pool living among us "real" human beings and we don't notice them until it's too late or David tells us. I dunno, it's complicated.
They drink our blood, you know. And steal our eggs.
03 Jan 19
@shallow-blue saidHave you completely lost it?
Ah, but Ickyness is infectious! She's had a lizardling with Prince William, and that's turned her into a lizard as well.
Or maybe the lizards only breed with eachother, and theres a breeding pool living among us "real" human beings and we don't notice them until it's too late or David tells us. I dunno, it's complicated.
They drink our blood, you know. And steal our eggs.
-VR
@ghost-of-a-duke saidHave I ever had what 'silly goad'?
Have you ever had it?
God save the Queen.
God save everyone, not just the Queen!!! 😛 😉
-VR
03 Jan 19
@very-rusty saidDignity
Have I ever had what 'silly goad'?
Flair
Charisma
Charm
Humour
Take your pick...
@ghost-of-a-duke saidI could ask you the same question, but I know the answer to that one.
Dignity
Flair
Charisma
Charm
Humour
Take your pick...
'Silly goad'
You've NEVER had ANY of the aforementioned!!! 😛 😉
-VR
@drewnogal saidDon't butchers wear those special chainmail gloves?
I had a very mature butcher whose hands I could not take my eyes off. They had the most horrific deep knife scars.