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Originally posted by darvlay
It's probably the person you least suspect.
that would be me, then. omg! i'm a monster!!!😲

but i don't remember doing it. this is like Dark City.

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Originally posted by Blackamp
yeah, i read about that. i don't recall ever hearing that they solved it.

there's a pretty good voodoo movie by Wes Craven called 'The Serpent and the Rainbow'. gets into Haitian politics too (i.e. Papa Doc's secret police, the Ton Ton Macqout (sp)).
I'd like to order a movie incorporating

voodoo
a sinister atheist cult-leader with an implausible resemblance to Richard Dawkins
a skanky heiress on the fritz
a Haitian manicurist
a spider called Elvis
a sinister Christian hotel doorman with an implausible resemblance to Aleister Crowley
Margaret Thatcher, deceased
a pilot with Tourette's Syndrome
a recently unemployed video-shop guy
Steven Hawking, physicist and living voodoo god

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Why do you need to separate "voodoo" and "a Haitian manicurist" ?

I've been to Haiti*, dude, and manicurists do provide voodoo services as part of their standard nail packages.

Pedicure, well, that's different.

* I've also read a couple of Bruce Lee biographies, and now I run my own Kung Fu academy.

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Not if Stephen Hawking is the living god of a voodoo cult.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I'd like to order a movie incorporating

voodoo
a sinister atheist cult-leader with an implausible resemblance to Richard Dawkins
a skanky heiress on the fritz
a Haitian manicurist
a spider called Elvis
a sinister Christian hotel doorman with an implausible resemblance to Aleister Crowley
Margaret Thatcher, deceased
a pilot with Tourette's Syndrome
a recently unemployed video-shop guy
hey! how did you get a copy of my screenplay?😠

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if only the girl had had the sense to catch the chips in her mouth. her boyfriend might still have his eyeball. i hear that they have great pirate sex, though. HAAAAARRRRRR!

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only if voodoo needs technology... otherwise a bit pointless for him

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Originally posted by Blackamp
if only the girl had had the sense to catch the chips in her mouth. her boyfriend might still have his eyeball.
This bizarre story has me so paranoid, I'm thinking of dumping my girlfriend for a seal. That'll show those chip-tossers.

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You've got it all wrong. Masquerading as one of the greatest physicists of all time, he uses his immense personal magnetism to warp the minds of his disciples (who think they are also scientists) into harvesting eyes on his behalf.

Eyeballs for Hawking! Ia! Ia!