Originally posted by darvlay For my performance art pieces, first I'll take a few good hits from the glass dick, then I'll lay in my own feces for a couple hours.
That's why you're crap. Try laying in a pool of your own blood and bowels, everybody will love you afterwards for being a gutsy artist.
Originally posted by Palynka That's why you're crap. Try laying in a pool of your own blood and bowels, everybody will love you afterwards for being a gutsy artist.
It'd be more commercial that way, too. Thanks to Vanna White, everyone in America is familiar with buying bowels.
Originally posted by darvlay For my performance art pieces, first I'll take a few good hits from the glass dick, then I'll lay in my own feces for a couple hours.
Try impaling your balls with 50 acupunture needles
Originally posted by darvlay I like to have a good buzz going before I go on stage. I also prefer to wear sunglasses so that people can't look at my eyes. For some strange reason, it gives me more confidence on stage.
Originally posted by darvlay I like to have a good buzz going before I go on stage. I also prefer to wear sunglasses so that people can't look at my eyes. For some strange reason, it gives me more confidence on stage.
I usually find throwing up on the front row usually helps. Makes the crowd go wild.
