Go back
Personal new year goals.

Personal new year goals.

General

1 edit
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Seitse
I want my male organ to be reduced 5 centimeters, at least, so
I can be normal.

That's my 2015 goal.
Drink Tequila and go skinny dipping in the snow, that should do it.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Seitse
I want my male organ to be reduced 5 centimeters, at least, so
I can be normal.

That's my 2015 goal.
"Normal" for a woman.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Seitse
I want my male organ to be reduced 5 centimeters, at least, so
I can be normal.

That's my 2015 goal.
A sex change? I mean that makes a 2cm hole.


Originally posted by Trev33
New year resolutions are a load of hogwash but goals for the entire year? Same thing worded differently? I think not.

Mine - in no particular order.

Improve Spanish
Build upper body strength
Visit at least one new country
Save as much money as possible
Successfully grow garlic (I'm in the process of trying 4 different methods)
Improve garlic.
Successfully grow as much money as possible.
Visit at least one new body.
Build a Spaniard.
Save at least one country.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by NoEarthlyReason
Improve garlic.
Successfully grow as much money as possible.
Visit at least one new body.
Build a Spaniard.
Save at least one country.
Impossible, how can you improve garlic?

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Trev33
Impossible, how can you improve garlic?
You could teach it the three R's. Although that might be called cultivating garlic.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
I have too much beer, about 40 500ml bottles of it, but it is tasty. A Scottish style ale with emphasis on malt flavours rather than hops (we developed this because hops don't grow here and we were in the past too poor to import them)
excess beer can always be posted to the Wanderers clan, we like beer

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Wycombe Al
excess beer can always be posted to the Wanderers clan, we like beer
Why am I not surprised?

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Why am I not surprised?
I think beer should be a health food, its gotta be good for you, all the ingredients are wholesome and natural.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
I think beer should be a health food, its gotta be good for you, all the ingredients are wholesome and natural.
Just like cocaine.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Trev33
Just like cocaine.
hmmm, cocaine leaves i think might be considered natural, but the white powdery stuff I am not so sure about.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
Philosophically speaking. . . . 😀
Yes, in the overarching sense that "The unexamined life is not worth living". (Socrates or Plato, methinks)

Vote Up
Vote Down

I'm giving up alcohol for 2015.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I'm giving up alcohol for 2015.
I'll drink to that.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I'm giving up alcohol for 2015.
I'm giving up alcohol for the remainder of 2014.