Personal new year goals.

Originally posted by Seitse
I want my male organ to be reduced 5 centimeters, at least, so
I can be normal.

That's my 2015 goal.

Drink Tequila and go skinny dipping in the snow, that should do it.

Originally posted by Seitse
I want my male organ to be reduced 5 centimeters, at least, so
I can be normal.

That's my 2015 goal.

"Normal" for a woman.

Originally posted by Seitse
I want my male organ to be reduced 5 centimeters, at least, so
I can be normal.

That's my 2015 goal.

A sex change? I mean that makes a 2cm hole.

Originally posted by Trev33
New year resolutions are a load of hogwash but goals for the entire year? Same thing worded differently? I think not.

Mine - in no particular order.

Improve Spanish
Build upper body strength
Visit at least one new country
Save as much money as possible
Successfully grow garlic (I'm in the process of trying 4 different methods)

Improve garlic.
Successfully grow as much money as possible.
Visit at least one new body.
Build a Spaniard.
Save at least one country.

Originally posted by NoEarthlyReason
Improve garlic.
Successfully grow as much money as possible.
Visit at least one new body.
Build a Spaniard.
Save at least one country.

Impossible, how can you improve garlic?

Originally posted by Trev33
Impossible, how can you improve garlic?

You could teach it the three R's. Although that might be called cultivating garlic.

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
I have too much beer, about 40 500ml bottles of it, but it is tasty. A Scottish style ale with emphasis on malt flavours rather than hops (we developed this because hops don't grow here and we were in the past too poor to import them)

excess beer can always be posted to the Wanderers clan, we like beer

Originally posted by Wycombe Al
excess beer can always be posted to the Wanderers clan, we like beer

Why am I not surprised?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Why am I not surprised?

I think beer should be a health food, its gotta be good for you, all the ingredients are wholesome and natural.

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
I think beer should be a health food, its gotta be good for you, all the ingredients are wholesome and natural.

Just like cocaine.

Originally posted by Trev33
Just like cocaine.

hmmm, cocaine leaves i think might be considered natural, but the white powdery stuff I am not so sure about.

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
Philosophically speaking. . . . 😀

Yes, in the overarching sense that "The unexamined life is not worth living". (Socrates or Plato, methinks)

I'm giving up alcohol for 2015.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I'm giving up alcohol for 2015.

I'll drink to that.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I'm giving up alcohol for 2015.

I'm giving up alcohol for the remainder of 2014.