A man came home from work today to find his dog with the neighbours pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead and the man panics.
He thinks the neighbours and their children are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbours house, hoping that they will think it died of natural causes.
A few days later, the neighbour is outside and asks the man "Did you hear that Fluffy died?"
The many stumbles around and says, "Um.. no.. um.. what happened?" The neighbour replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage.
There are some real sick people out there!