Originally posted by CrowleyThe whole taco, dude.
Surely only a bling-bling shortage would bring about this catastrophe you envisage, but surely not fur?
Just picture it.
You go to a brothel for some sweaty action per fee, and when you spot the flesh you want to wrinkle, a guy with dockers, brown bostonian shoes, Paco Rabanne belt, and polo shirt approaches you, and the guy has perfect teeth, no bling, and the haircut of an accountant. Add eyeglasses on top of that. He then kindly asks you to confirm your selection and inquires if you would like to hear the fee and the terms and conditions of the service.
WTF! What do you do?!?! I'd go to another brothel.
One where this pro pimp approaches me in platform shoes with small fish tanks below, yellow & zebra bell pants, a huge belt buckle saying "fresh", John Travolta shirt under a pompous and cushy fur (preferably white), LOTS of bling, cane, and big sunglasses, and asks me "wanna go smooth with da lady, bro?"
Quality!
Qua - li - ty.