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Phil's Big RHP BBQ Disaster!

Phil's Big RHP BBQ Disaster!

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Took the trash to the dumpster, garage was stinking BAD.

Next, I go home for lunch, garage still stinks. I open both doors.

I get home, still stinks! Den was there, and both doors were open.

I said, "Man, it still stinks and I took all the trash in".

He says, "Did you get the party trash I put in your wagon"?

GAH!~ That's my boy's toy, not a dumpster. There it was. I pulled it outside and it stunk stunk stunk.

Not wanting to leave it outside, I took it back in late last night.

I got to take it to the dumpster this morning at the office, and the bag had about 500 maggots squirming all coming out of the bag and into the wagon and on my garage floor.

I double bag it and put it outside to load into my car. There it collects 50 or more flies in a few minutes while I hose off the cart. Next, I notice steam rising off the doubled bag. I lay a dirty towel in my trunk to bring it to the dumpster in my trunk.

When I go to pick it up the 50 or more flies are all buzz around me.

I wash my hands several times, and they still stink.

I drive to work with all windows down.

I get to work and throw away bag and towel.

I wash hands several times and they still stink.

When I go to the post in 40 minutes, I better not smell any stink coming from my trunk.

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Was it the chili?

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Was it the chili?
It must have been a combination of chili, beans, noodles, coleslaw, pork, sauces, etc.

The squid and scup M-Ike brought was left out with no ice, but that was contained in a small cooler I'll need to bleach.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
It must have been a combination of chili, beans, noodles, coleslaw, pork, sauces, etc.

The squid and scup M-Ike brought was left out with no ice, but that was contained in a small cooler I'll need to bleach.

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Just think about all the tiny young creatures you've nourished since Saturday. In their world you've become a god. 😲

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Just think about all the tiny young creatures you've nourished since Saturday. In their world you've become a god. 😲
I should have shop-vac'd the swarm.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Took the trash to the dumpster, garage was stinking BAD.

Next, I go home for lunch, garage still stinks. I open both doors.

I get home, still stinks! Den was there, and both doors were open.

I said, "Man, it still stinks and I took all the trash in".

He says, "Did you get the party trash I put in your wagon"?

GAH!~ That's my boy's toy, no ...[text shortened]... n I go to the post in 40 minutes, I better not smell any stink coming from my trunk.

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i hope this hasn't soured you for next year, i already blocked out all the weekends in August, and am going through the birkenstock catalogue for new sandals.

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Originally posted by duecer
i hope this hasn't soured you for next year, i already blocked out all the weekends in August, and am going through the birkenstock catalogue for new sandals.
I'll just need to keep a better eye on my trash. When I smelled the stink so bad at lunch I should have looked around more I guess for a missed bag.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I'll just need to keep a better eye on my trash. When I smelled the stink so bad at lunch I should have looked around more I guess for a missed bag.

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rule #1 for next year: b.y.o. trash bag, and take it when ya go!!

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On the subject of disasters...



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Originally posted by Phlabibit
[b]On the subject of disasters...



[pgn]
[Event " PhilBBQ "]
[Site "Phil’s"]
[Date "2009.08.22"]
[Round "-"]
[White "Phil"]
[Black "Duecer"]
[Result "0-1"]

1. Nf3 c5 2. c4 Nc6 3. g3 d6 4. Bg2 Bg4 5. d3 g6 6. O-O Bg7 7. e4 Ne5 8. Nbd2 Nxd3 9. Qa4+ Bd7 10. Qc2 Nxc1 11. Raxc1 Qc8 12. Kh1 Bh3 13. Ng1 Bxg2+ 14. Kxg2 Qg4 15. f3 Qd7 16. a3 a6 ...[text shortened]... Qb3 Bh6 22. Rc2 Bg7 23. Ne2 d5 24. exd5 Nxd5 25. Ne4 e6 26. Nf4 Nxf4+
0-1
[/pgn][/b]
22. rc2 was the blunder, you split yer rooks, and worse...put them on an attackable diagonal

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Originally posted by duecer
22. rc2 was the blunder, you split yer rooks, and worse...put them on an attackable diagonal
Too bad the picnic table was too big and loaded to flip. We should have just FIGHTED!~

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Too bad the picnic table was too big and loaded to flip. We should have just FIGHTED!~
duecer SMASH!


Originally posted by duecer
duecer SMASH!
STOP!

Can't you see what's happening? If you guys fight, the maggots win.