i'm sitting here thinking about winking in the mirror as i tinkle in your ear and sprinkle you with fear! fear of sprinkling and tinkling while your heart is sinking because you can't escape! i will powder you with chalk while i chew a celery stalk put you on my leash and take you for a walk! while your heart is sinking from the tinkling and the sprinkling and still there is no escape! i will roll you in maggots put you in bed with a hag its so funny to watch you gag! while your heart is still sinking at the thought of me winking and you're thinking there is no escape! but all you have to do is munch on your own poo clap three times no two and proclaim your love for sewage stew! your heart is no longer sinking and your thoughts are free of tinkling and winking! you say yes i escape!
Originally posted by PhlabibitRings a bell Mr. P. Our garbage can is at the end of our driveway, about a tenth of a mile from the house. So I usually collect the sacks up in the morning and toss them into my trunk and when I stop to open the gate drop them in the little dumpster.
Took the trash to the dumpster, garage was stinking BAD.
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Then I drive a 47 mile commute to work and park in an open parking lot with no shade.
So, one time I drove to work without getting rid of the garbage bags in my trunk and drove all the way to work and on a very hot late summer day parked.
JesusMaryJoseph! It stunk when I got in the car for my commute home!
I found the nearest dumpster and pitched the offense. But boy the car still stunk untill I cleaned it proper.
Trust me, you'll only want to have this happen just ONCE in your life, and if it happens my condolences.
Ick.
Originally posted by Frank BurnsI hear you Frank, I should build a trash pen AWAY from the garage. Another Trash Tale is shared by the wife and I. We bring trash in the trunk and FORGET it's in the trunk at work. Next, when it's time to leave you get in the car and REMEMBER the trash because it's stinking BAD. Now I put a 'trash counter' on the dash to remind me I'm transporting volatile materials.
Rings a bell Mr. P. Our garbage can is at the end of our driveway, about a tenth of a mile from the house. So I usually collect the sacks up in the morning and toss them into my trunk and when I stop to open the gate drop them in the little dumpster.
Then I drive a 47 mile commute to work and park in an open parking lot with no shade.
So, one tim ...[text shortened]... only want to have this happen just ONCE in your life, and if it happens my condolences.
Ick.
Yay, what fun. Next year, when you come to the BBQ you can help me consolidate.
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Originally posted by PhlabibitMaybe there were maggots in it before you cooked it. Mmmmmmmmmmm
Took the trash to the dumpster, garage was stinking BAD.
Next, I go home for lunch, garage still stinks. I open both doors.
I get home, still stinks! Den was there, and both doors were open.
I said, "Man, it still stinks and I took all the trash in".
He says, "Did you get the party trash I put in your wagon"?
GAH!~ That's my boy's toy, no ...[text shortened]... n I go to the post in 40 minutes, I better not smell any stink coming from my trunk.
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