Originally posted by hopscotchphlabby Was Way Cool
He wrote the Greatest Thread Evah, is the Coolest Guy I know, he is the leader of the Best Clan that does not play challenges on Time For Chess, and he is the best songwriter since Bob Dylan. Yes you read that correctly, Bob Dylan. BoB DYLAN! If I had my guitar with me at the office now I would write a song about how cool Phlabibit is, and hopefully I woul ...[text shortened]... dah!
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I also think Noodles was way harsh for taking away his cello.
phlabby was way cool
Everybody liked phlabby
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
He walked on the water
And swam on the land
He would tell these stories
And people would listen
He was really cool
If you were blind or lame
You just went to phlabby
And he would put his hands on you
And you would be healed
That's so cool
He could've played guitar better than Hendrix
He could've told the future
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
He could've danced better than Barishnikov
phlabby could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
phlabby was way cool
He told people to eat his body and drink his blood
That's so cool
phlabby was so cool
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead
He rose from the dead, danced around
Then went up to heaven
I mean, that's so cool
phlabby was way cool
No wonder there are so many phlabbyans
Originally posted by NordlysYou know sometimes, when you get to be a big as Phlabbit, You tend to neglet those things that got you there. I'm glad to took away his cello. Maybe now he wioll remember those who got him where he's at again.🙁
He was abusing it. You should have heard it when I found it, neglected, cold (because he left it in the fridge) and lonely. It was completely out of tune and only playing sad melodies. :'(
Originally posted by KJCavalierYou spelled 'tend' right. Probably about all you got right.
You know sometimes, when you get to be a big as Phlabbit, You tend to neglet those things that got you there. I'm glad to took away his cello. Maybe now he wioll remember those who got him where he's at again.🙁
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Originally posted by huckleberryhoundvery true. And I wasn't talking about him being any less. just sometimes those that grow to larger than life, and sometimes, as Nordly's done here. need to be put in place. I believe this may have been the case. Now Phlabbit (or Mr. P as he is known by those closest to him, I'm not one) is truly a great man, only held back by his own desires. and I only wish him the best, but cello abuse is just to much to handle.
...and the way he corrects everybodies grammer and spelling. . .you've got to respect a guy like that.
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Originally posted by KJCavalierThey told you what they wanted you to hear, and you believed it ALL without even looking into it. You're just another drone who wouldn't dare think for yourself!
very true. And I wasn't talking about him being any less. just sometimes those that grow to larger than life, and sometimes, as Nordly's done here. need to be put in place. I believe this may have been the case. Now Phlabbit (or Mr. P as he is known by those closest to him, I'm not one) is truly a great man, only held back by his own desires. and I only wish him the best, but cello abuse is just to much to handle.
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Now the good stuff about me, that's all true.
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