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Werner Heisenberg was driving his car at great speed along the autobahn when a traffic police car pulled him over. The police officer approached the car, and as Heisenberg opened his window enquired of him "Do you know how fast you were driving, sir?". "No," replied Heisenberg. "But I know where I am."

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Originally posted by squaccerman
Werner Heisenberg was driving his car at great speed along the autobahn when a traffic police car pulled him over. The police officer approached the car, and as Heisenberg opened his window enquired of him "Do you know how fast you were driving, sir?". "No," replied Heisenberg. "But I know where I am."
Think you need to buy a joke book.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
I get it!
I'm not certain.

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Originally posted by squaccerman
Werner Heisenberg was driving his car at great speed along the autobahn when a traffic police car pulled him over. The police officer approached the car, and as Heisenberg opened his window enquired of him "Do you know how fast you were driving, sir?". "No," replied Heisenberg. "But I know where I am."
LOL! i get it....i'm intelligent!

fred

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Originally posted by squaccerman
Werner Heisenberg was driving his car at great speed along the autobahn when a traffic police car pulled him over. The police officer approached the car, and as Heisenberg opened his window enquired of him "Do you know how fast you were driving, sir?". "No," replied Heisenberg. "But I know where I am."
I don't even know who this heisenburger dude was and i still get it. That's how intelligent i am!!!

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Originally posted by squaccerman
Werner Heisenberg was driving his car at great speed along the autobahn when a traffic police car pulled him over. The police officer approached the car, and as Heisenberg opened his window enquired of him "Do you know how fast you were driving, sir?". "No," replied Heisenberg. "But I know where I am."
Who's Werner Heisenberg?

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Who's Werner Heisenberg?

Heisenberg - Probably the best uncertainly principle in the world.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Who's Werner Heisenberg?
Physicist - Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle basicly states you can know either the velocity of a thing , or it's location , but you can't know both as they are exclusive of one another .

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Originally posted by lausey

Heisenberg - Probably the best uncertainly principle in the world.
Well I certainly don't know it, him or whatever...

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Physicist - Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle basicly states you can know either the velocity of a thing , or it's location , but you can't know both as they are exclusive of one another .
So, if I'm driving along at 60 km per hour, I don't know where I am?

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Well I certainly don't know it, him or whatever...

Ok, my quote might have caused some confusion to some people unless you have seen the Carlsberg adverts in the UK (don't know about other countries). I just linked it in with the Uncertainty Principle.

"Probably the best lager in the world".

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Well I certainly don't know it, him or whatever...
Well it's very applicable to real life , and you should study up on it . The physics of the sub-atomic are what direct and form the large masses of the everyday world you and I know . How , you may hypotheticly ask ? Well for example , your boffing some fine young thing up in her room , and there's a pounding on the door downstairs , followed by the shrill rantings of your wife letting you know in no uncertain terms she "knows you're bloody well up there into that tart" . You know her location (at the door trying to chew through it ) , therefore she can not have velocity (going around the building to the back ) and you can safely bail out the back window . If however you hear the clatter of trash cans and her harpy screamings moving back and forth around through the alley out back , and then back up the alley to the front ; you cannot pin point her location , and had best sit tight , not bail out the window , and hide in the pantry .
It's all physics , my man .

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Well it's very applicable to real life , and you should study up on it . The physics of the sub-atomic are what direct and form the large masses of the everyday world you and I know . How , you may hypotheticly ask ? Well for example , ...[text shortened]... e window , and hide in the pantry .
It's all physics , my man .
I have it on good authority that Heisenberg would have recommended that you attempt to secure your wife's location in a threesome or book it at high velocity to the Bahamas.

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