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Let's hear some songs about pie.

We already have a submission by dottewell:

"if you're lost you can look and you will find me
pie after pie."

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Originally posted by ark13
Let's hear some songs about pie.

We already have a submission by dottewell:

"if you're lost you can look and you will find me
pie after pie."
By Cindi Porker.

Actually, I used to make all my work-mates do this on primate-related themes on Fridays. We called it "Monkey Friday".

I believe the best was by me, a re-write of "Wuthering Heights" by Kate Bush which went:

"Mon-keeee
It's me, chimpanzee,
I've come home..."

etc.

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Originally posted by dottewell
By Cindi Porker.

Actually, I used to make all my work-mates do this on primate-related themes on Fridays. We called it "Monkey Friday".

I believe the best was by me, a re-write of "Wuthering Heights" by Kate Bush which went:

"Mon-keeee
It's me, chimpanzee,
I've come home..."

etc.
Well, this isn't the monkey songs thread. However, I'll allow it so I can add my own.

Before I post this, let me just say that I generally dislike rap music, and I don't like this song either. But it was popular with my friends a few years ago.

Parody of P.I.M.P. by WhoTheF***Cares

I don't know what you heard about me,
But if you can't get bananas outta me,
Ooooo-oooooo-aaaaaaaaah, you can't see?
That I'm a C. H. I. M. P.

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Originally posted by ark13
Well, this isn't the monkey songs thread. However, I'll allow it so I can add my own.

Before I post this, let me just say that I generally dislike rap music, and I don't like this song either. But it was popular with my friends a few years ago.

Parody of P.I.M.P. by WhoTheF***Cares

I don't know what you heard about me,
But if you can't get bananas outta me,
Ooooo-oooooo-aaaaaaaaah, you can't see?
That I'm a C. H. I. M. P.
Excellent. Where were you when we needed you?

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American Pie

Well ... it's not about pie, but it's more of a pie song than those monkey songs

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Originally posted by RookRAK
American Pie

Well ... it's not about pie, but it's more of a pie song than those monkey songs
Another turning point;
a fork stuck in its folds.

Pie grabs you by the wrist;
directs you where to go.

So make the best of this test
and don't ask why.

It's not a question
but a lesson learned of pie.

It's something unpredictable
but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the pie of your life.

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(To the tune of War, by Edwin Starr)

PIE!
What is it good for?
Calorific intake!

Say it again!

etc.

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If you like pie you'll love this song and video:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/collective/previews/mrscruff_lo.rm

🙂

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Fields of Gold - Sting

You’ll remember me when the west wind moves
Upon the fields of pie crust
You’ll forget the sun, when you eat your pie
As we walk in the fields of gold (refering to cooked pie crust)

So she took her love
For to gaze awhile
Upon the fields of pie crust
In the pie she fell as her hair came down
Among the fields of gold

Will you stay with me, will you be my lunch
Among the fields of pie crust
We’ll forget the sun, when you eat your pie
We eat pie in the fields of gold

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Pi song
By Karley P.

Sung to the tune of London Bridge


Three comes first then a decimal follows,
decimal follows,
decimal follows.
Three comes first then a decimal follows.
This is pi.

After that comes one, four, one,
one, four, one,
one, four, one
After that comes one, four, one
This is pi.

Later on is five, nine, two,
five, nine two,
five, nine, two
Later on is five, nine, two
This is pi.

Six and five are right behind,
right behind,
right behind
Six and five are right behind.
This is pi

Four comes next but it is rounded
It is rounded
It is rounded
Four comes next but it is rounded
This is pi

The numbers of pi go one forever
On forever
On forever
The numbers of pi go on forever
This is pi!

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By Aha. Parody by Weebl and Bob

Tryin' to get some pie,
I don't ca-are,
What inside it,
I eat it anyway,
I just wanna be right beside it.

Cover it with cheese,
Maybe gravy maybe mash potato.

Don't... Bake... One!
Don't bake one
Don't... Bake... Two!
don't bake two
Bake... Me... Three!
cos two just won't do-OOOOO!

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My hungriness is killing me
I must digest a pie or three
When fruit's the option I lose my mind
Give me a pie
Hit me baby one more time

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some football chants about pie

who ate all the pies
who ate all the pies
you fat b-----d
you fat b-----d
you ate all the pies!

or to the tune of no limit

no no
no no no no
no no no no
no no
theres no pies left

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Few by Weebl and Bob

This is a song,
A song about pie,
Hope I get some,
Before I die.


When I saw your pie,
I knew I wanted to eat it,
girl.

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Originally posted by Nordlys

This is pi.
How does one need to sing this compared to the part 'my fair la-dy'...?
'this is pi-i'?

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