23 Jan 08
I was called fatty at school. That's not because I was over weight, but I got caught doing something disgusting to an animal.
My mates said at my wedding reception, " it's ok to do something disgusting to a pig, but but you shouldn't have married her! "
Now she's just got this: http://www.thepigsite.com/articles/1/health-and-welfare/305/disease-focus-footandmouth-disease
Damn, I thought I had a veruca! :'(:'(