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Q: What's a pirate's favorite element?

A: Arrrrrgon

-Fatty

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These jokes are so retarrrrrrded.....

Sorry, I had to

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Originally posted by PBE6
I'd rather have bamboo shoots stuck under my finger nails, you sadists!!!

Q: What's a pirate's favorite pattern?

A: Aaaaaarrrrrrrgyle.


Q: What did the pirate name his son?

A: Aaaaaaart.


Q: Where did the pirate post his messed-up picture?

A: FAaaaaaaaaaaRQ.

OK, that last one wasn't even remotely funny, but I'm pulling a shav. I'm drunk!!!
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join the club 😀!!!!

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Originally posted by PBE6
I'd rather have bamboo shoots stuck under my finger nails, you sadists!!!

Q: What's a pirate's favorite pattern?

A: Aaaaaarrrrrrrgyle.


Q: What did the pirate name his son?

A: Aaaaaaart.


Q: Where did the pirate post his messed-up picture?

A: FAaaaaaaaaaaRQ.

OK, that last one wasn't even remotely funny, but I'm pulling a shav. I'm drunk!!!
😕
You need to change your avatar. I keep thinking it's your polar opposite, EDG, when I read your posts. The avatar just looks like her monkey one. But then again, I mistook a snake for a frog in science class today, so I'm probably the only one who thinks so.

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Originally posted by ark13
You need to change your avatar. I keep thinking it's your polar opposite, EDG, when I read your posts. The avatar just looks like her monkey one. But then again, I mistook a snake for a frog in science class today, so I'm probably the only one who thinks so.

have you been drinking as well?

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Originally posted by ark13
You need to change your avatar. I keep thinking it's your polar opposite, EDG, when I read your posts. The avatar just looks like her monkey one. But then again, I mistook a snake for a frog in science class today, so I'm probably the only one who thinks so.

WTF?!? You have to speak sense to me!!! I'm drunk!!! It does not look like EDG's "Mon Chi Chi", it looks liek Felix the Cat dressed as a pirate! I tried to get a skull, BUT IT WOULDN'T LINK!!! Drink a bottle of scotch and we'll fight liuke imbeciles. Until them, SOD OFF!!!

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What has 8 arms and 8 legs?
8 Pirates

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you forgot something....

and 1 tooth