PLACE JOKES HERE!!!

PLEASE REFRAIN FROM VULGARITY OR CRUDENESS, BUT WRITE SOME JOKES HERE!!!!!!! WE NEED LAUGHS!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by LinkHyrule
PLEASE REFRAIN FROM VULGARITY OR CRUDENESS, BUT WRITE SOME JOKES HERE!!!!!!! WE NEED LAUGHS!!!!!!!!

Clan 24203

Originally posted by ElleEffSeee
Clan 24203

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.

I just fell off my chair I laughed so hard.


Why did the woman in Star Trek smell?
because Willaim Shatner.

HTH

Originally posted by ElleEffSeee
Clan 24203

What's the difference between an orange?

Do you walk to work or take your lunch?

Life is like an analogy.

Originally posted by LinkHyrule
PLEASE REFRAIN FROM VULGARITY OR CRUDENESS, BUT WRITE SOME JOKES HERE!!!!!!! WE NEED LAUGHS!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by BridgePlayer
Heyyyy, I like Man U

Originally posted by cmsMaster
Heyyyy, nobody here likes you.

Q: Why did the Real Man cross the road?
A: None of your F'ng business!

Q: How many Real Men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, Real Men are not afraid of the dark.

Chuck Norris was a Real Man!

Originally posted by sasquatch672
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart .... Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, ...[text shortened]... ike?"

"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"