Please entertain me

I am bored and I have no moves to make.
Someone please entertain me.

You could maybe tell me a joke or tell me a story...

😞 so bored.

You're in the wrong place. Try a blitz game, or join a club or two and get a whole new bunch of forum threads to read.

No..no...I'm in the right place.

there once wuz a guy named teetee,
who lived all alone inna teepee...
he had not a rug,
to shield him from bugs,
so he itched whenever he peepeed...


*bows*
rookie

Originally posted by rookie54
there once wuz a guy named teetee,
who lived all alone inna teepee...
he had not a rug,
to shield him from bugs,
so he itched whenever he peepeed...


*bows*
rookie

Ok see...nothing in this hand (right)...and nothing in this one (left).... now blow on both of them...that's it..Voila!




No I'm not going to tell you how I did it. 😠

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Ok see...nothing in this hand (right)...and nothing in this one (left).... now blow on both of them...that's it..Voila!




No I'm not going to tell you how I did it. 😠

Originally posted by tsetse
😲

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said. "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

Originally posted by gregsflat
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said. "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

You guys are still here? Geez I went to bed an hour ago.
I just got up to get some water.

Originally posted by tsetse
You guys are still here? Geez I went to bed an hour ago.
I just got up to get some water.

Originally posted by Ice Cold
Don't let the toilet lid hit you in the back of your head. 😛

Originally posted by tsetse
You said you would never tell... 😞