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Originally posted by Nordlys
Sucket focking
It's descriptive, but I fear the first term could be confused with other activities so the overall title is somewhat unclear. Perhaps a more legal term like "Optical Sodomy"?

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Originally posted by no1marauder
My dictionary does not seem to have a word for this practice as I believe "skull f******" would be more of a generic term that could apply to penetration of other orifices such as nose, ears, etc. etc. Perhaps we could come to an agreement as to what this particular act should be called in the event we encounter it in the real world.
The real question is: does it technically qualify as sodomy, or not? 🙂

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Originally posted by no1marauder
It's descriptive, but I fear the first term could be confused with other activities so the overall title is somewhat unclear. Perhaps a more legal term like "Optical Sodomy"?
I'd rather call it "inoptical", as the eye is missing. Or "oculo-bulbar sodomy" or so.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I'd rather call it "inoptical", as the eye is missing. Or "oculo-bulbar sodomy" or so.
I guess that prostitute must have been cock-eyed then?

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Originally posted by Pawnokeyhole
I guess that prostitute must have been cock-eyed then?
Oh Groan!

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Originally posted by Pawnokeyhole
The real question is: does it technically qualify as sodomy, or not? 🙂
I think you'll find the answer is yes.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sodomy

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Originally posted by darvlay
Oh Groan!
I bet he was...until she turned on the lights...

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Originally posted by angie88
😞
I found this joke on the internet and I don't get it...
Dumb as well as dirty.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I'd rather call it "inoptical", as the eye is missing. Or "oculo-bulbar sodomy" or so.
Nordlys: "oculo-bulbar sodomy"

I think we have a winner.

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Is that a glass eye you have in your socket...or are you just pleased to see me?

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How about "Eye Spry?"

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Originally posted by eagles54
How about "Eye Spry?"
How about "Eyes' cream"?

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Twas in the great 'Full Metal Jacket' that I first stumbled across this strangest of sexual practices. Funnily enough it wasn't visual, but oral, but never the less...the drill seargant says: "I'm gonna poke out your eye and skull fcuk you."

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Originally posted by no1marauder
My dictionary does not seem to have a word for this practice as I believe "skull f******" would be more of a generic term that could apply to penetration of other orifices such as nose, ears, etc. etc. Perhaps we could come to an agreement as to what this particular act should be called in the event we encounter it in the real world.
Stop being coy about this and tell us why you're REALLY wearing that eye-patch .

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Originally posted by Pawnokeyhole
How about "Eyes' cream"?
Screw both sockets and it's Eyes Creamed.