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First Question Comes from a Dyed in The Wool Thread Killer:

"What Steps Must be Taken to Reform?" (Signed, Anon/07)
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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]"Please Read This Thread Before Posting Today"

Friendly RHP Members are available to answer your questions
on any and all legally acceptable topics each day during waking hours.
First Question Comes from a Dyed in The Wool Thread Killer:

"What Steps Must be Taken to Reform?" (Signed, Anon/07)
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How about registering in one of those schools for reformers.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
How about registering in one of those schools for reformers.

Thanks, I'll pass your suggestion along to Anon/07. Would there be any questions or topics of interest to you today?

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Thanks, I'll pass your suggestion along to Anon/07. Would there be any questions or topics of interest to you today?

Well as I pondered that question the thought occured to me that I have had this one question, the answer to which has eluded me for years, and that question is...In the not too distant future are all golf courses going to have to elongate most, if not all of the holes, as the people who make golf clubs are making them in such a way that the distances hit are getting longer or will they just reduce each holes par by 1?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Well as I pondered that question the thought occured to me that I have had this one question, the answer to which has eluded me for years, and that question is...In the not too distant future are all golf courses going to have to elongate most, if not all of the holes, as the people who make golf clubs are making them in such a way that the distances hit are getting longer or will they just reduce each holes par by 1?

Heavier balls.

Next?

Why do people ask questions in places where a reasonable, directed and intelligent answer cannot be expected?

Originally posted by coquette
Why do people ask questions in places where a reasonable, directed and intelligent answer cannot be expected?

Because if the temperature of the oven is 220 degrees
then it must be Thursday.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
Because if the temperature of the oven is 220 degrees
then it must be Thursday.

How do you expect anyone to understand this if you don't specify Centigrade or Fahrenheit?

Originally posted by JS357
How do you expect anyone to understand this if you don't specify Centigrade or Fahrenheit?

You forgot to mention the Kelvin scale.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
You forgot to mention the Kelvin scale.

don't talk about kelvin when he isn't here to defend himself

Originally posted by coquette
don't talk about kelvin when he isn't here to defend himself

I'm still having trouble with metric.


I am 13 stone weight. For all you Americans that's 13x14= 182 Pounds.

That's somewhere around 83 kilograms.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
I'm still having trouble with metric.


I am 13 stone weight. For all you Americans that's 13x14= 182 Pounds.

That's somewhere around 83 kilograms.

What causes the little cursor >|< to become jumpy at odd moments and well behaved most of the time?
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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
What causes the little cursor >|< to become jumpy at odd moments and well behaved most of the time?

Hormones.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
What causes the little cursor >|< to become jumpy at odd moments and well behaved most of the time?
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Accidentally bumping the touchpad.

Originally posted by Kewpie
Accidentally bumping the touchpad.

Would that be the same as 'Fat Fingers' (which my son recently scolded
me about, even though I didn't quite understand his meaning)?