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Plucking my eyebrows...

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...is just like having sex.

I much prefer it when my girlfriend does it for me, but when she's not around I touch 'em up myself. Only problem is when I do it alone it hurts a lot more and comes out a bit wonky 😕

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
...is just like having sex.

I much prefer it when my girlfriend does it for me, but when she's not around I touch 'em up myself. Only problem is when I do it alone it hurts a lot more and comes out a bit wonky 😕
I have a feeling you're not talking about eyebrows.

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Overindulgance .

Beer and drugs.

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
I have a feeling you're not talking about eyebrows.
Tut, tut! You and your dirty mind! 😲

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You know what they say never trust a person who's eyebrows meet in the middle..........

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
...is just like having sex.

I much prefer it when my girlfriend does it for me, but when she's not around I touch 'em up myself. Only problem is when I do it alone it hurts a lot more and comes out a bit wonky 😕
You need better sex. Plucking eyebrows is like plucking nose hairs... only you sneeze less. Still hurts, but NOT THAT GOOD.

P-

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
...is just like having sex.

I much prefer it when my girlfriend does it for me, but when she's not around I touch 'em up myself. Only problem is when I do it alone it hurts a lot more and comes out a bit wonky 😕
Was that when you found out you had crotch lice in the old eyebrows,
which would explain why she was plucking them out?

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
...is just like having sex.

I much prefer it when my girlfriend does it for me, but when she's not around I touch 'em up myself. Only problem is when I do it alone it hurts a lot more and comes out a bit wonky 😕
That sounds like a nice thing.
If your girlfriend plucks your eyebrows, why not?
Or, you cut each other's toenails in the bath, why not?
*MEH*

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
...is just like having sex.

I much prefer it when my girlfriend does it for me, but when she's not around I touch 'em up myself. Only problem is when I do it alone it hurts a lot more and comes out a bit wonky 😕
Would either one of you mind shaving my back?

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Would either one of you care to shave my back?

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
...is just like having sex.

I much prefer it when my girlfriend does it for me, but when she's not around I touch 'em up myself. Only problem is when I do it alone it hurts a lot more and comes out a bit wonky 😕
Is this what teen and 20-something males are doing these days, besides shaving their legs and arms? We are definitely in trouble as a gender. Next, we'll be painting little daiseys on our toe nails. Please don't admit to doing this; it only makes the Islamofascists believe more than ever that they can beat us.....

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Originally posted by chancremechanic
Is this what teen and 20-something males are doing these days, besides shaving their legs and arms? We are definitely in trouble as a gender. Next, we'll be painting little daiseys on our toe nails. Please don't admit to doing this; it only makes the Islamofascists believe more than ever that they can beat us.....
😲 **Latent homosexuality alert** 😲

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
😲 **Latent homosexuality alert** 😲
Yeah, he's a little TOO concerned about appearing *macho*

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Originally posted by chancremechanic
Is this what teen and 20-something males are doing these days, besides shaving their legs and arms? We are definitely in trouble as a gender. Next, we'll be painting little daiseys on our toe nails. Please don't admit to doing this; it only makes the Islamofascists believe more than ever that they can beat us.....
Rest assured that I do not pluck my eyebrows. Lately, I don't shave or brush my hair either; soon, I will look like a combination of Edward Scissorhands and that guy from the Cure, and the Islamofascists will shrink away in fear 😛.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
Rest assured that I do not pluck my eyebrows. Lately, I don't shave or brush my hair either; soon, I will look like a combination of Edward Scissorhands and that guy from the Cure, and the Islamofascists will shrink away in fear 😛.
That conjours up a scary image of a white version of Tina Turner after HRT 😲

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