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I'm bored. SOmebody PM me. Say hi. Or say you hate my F ing guts. I don't care. I don't have enough messages. Come on.

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If I hated you that much, I'd declare it publicly.

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Originally posted by abejnood
I'm bored. SOmebody PM me. Say hi. Or say you hate my F ing guts. I don't care. I don't have enough messages. Come on.
Pathetic.

.Edit. Get a life.

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...or a death.

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Come on.

2 messages is not interestig. Tell you the truth, I'd a thought Ravello would have given me a leghnty PM about why I'm a F ing b****...

come on, is that the best you got?

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Originally posted by bobbob1056th
...or a death.
That's officially the worst joke i've ever heard.

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Originally posted by thecheat2
That's officially the worst joke i've ever heard.
Clearly you haven't heard any of mine. You ready for some painful jokes?

What did the corn say when he got lost? Shucks

What did the CD player name his son? Skip

What did the singer name his son? Mike

Those were told to me by a friend, and fellow lover of horrible jokes. And now one of my own creation...

What did the farmer say to his son after he did a cool skateboard trick? Crops

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Those are downright horrible!

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Originally posted by thecheat2
Those are downright horrible!
Yes, that was their intent. But which one's the worst?

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Originally posted by ark13
Yes, that was their intent. But which one's the worst?
Yours is by far the worst. Congratulations.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Yours is by far the worst. Congratulations.
Thanks! 😀 You know, I find horrible jokes quite humorous because of their incredible stupidity. That's my real drive to create them, and what has gotten me where I am today. Thank you everyone!

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Originally posted by ark13
Thanks! 😀 You know, I find horrible jokes quite humorous because of their incredible stupidity. That's my real drive to create them, and what has gotten me where I am today. Thank you everyone!
Here's one for ya. It's a two-parter:

Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To put out forest fires.

Q: Why do bears have padded feet?
A: To put out flaming ducks.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Here's one for ya. It's a two-parter:

Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To put out forest fires.

Q: Why do bears have padded feet?
A: To put out flaming ducks.
I don't get it. You have Drew Carey for your avatar. Which is fitting because you're both from Canada.
"Oh, Canada,
our home and native land..."
And he's wearing an army helmet, which is funny because he's fat.

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Drew Carey is from Cleveland.. he's not Canadian

and, actually.. he used to be in the US Marine Corp

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but.. I don't think that is Drew Carey in his pic,., is it?