24 Jun 05
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Originally posted by thecheat2Clearly you haven't heard any of mine. You ready for some painful jokes?
That's officially the worst joke i've ever heard.
What did the corn say when he got lost? Shucks
What did the CD player name his son? Skip
What did the singer name his son? Mike
Those were told to me by a friend, and fellow lover of horrible jokes. And now one of my own creation...
What did the farmer say to his son after he did a cool skateboard trick? Crops
24 Jun 05
Originally posted by ark13Here's one for ya. It's a two-parter:
Thanks! 😀 You know, I find horrible jokes quite humorous because of their incredible stupidity. That's my real drive to create them, and what has gotten me where I am today. Thank you everyone!
Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To put out forest fires.
Q: Why do bears have padded feet?
A: To put out flaming ducks.
24 Jun 05
Originally posted by darvlayI don't get it. You have Drew Carey for your avatar. Which is fitting because you're both from Canada.
Here's one for ya. It's a two-parter:
Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To put out forest fires.
Q: Why do bears have padded feet?
A: To put out flaming ducks.
"Oh, Canada,
our home and native land..."
And he's wearing an army helmet, which is funny because he's fat.