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why? what did she do?

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Originally posted by trev33
why? what did she do?
no . . not like THAT . . .

you poker . . . because she nice 😉

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Originally posted by MCA
no . . not like THAT . . .

you poker . . . because she nice 😉
....nice looking 😉

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Originally posted by MCA
no . . not like THAT . . .

you poker . . . because she nice 😉
ah, i see.

but maybe i poker because she's nice? i'm a little shy.

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Reminds me of the most common poker joke in the world:

My local pub has a sign out front; "liquor in the front, poker in the rear".

OK I'll stop with the bad double entendres.

😞

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Originally posted by MCA
Reminds me of the most common poker joke in the world:

My local pub has a sign out front; "liquor in the front, poker in the rear".

OK I'll stop with the bad double entendres.

😞
We had our first poker night at the club on Saturday, you should've joined in.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
We had our first poker night at the club on Saturday, you should've joined in.
I saw you had been organising it - to be honest I'm a little short of cash at the moment and I always swore to myself that I would never play poker with money I can afford to lose - so I had to sit this one out 😞

Will keep an eye out for the next one though - hopefully I will have a little free change at that point lol

OK one last bad poker joke before I go:

A few friends and I were playing poker with tarot cards the other night. I got a full house and everyone else around the table died. 😞

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