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Originally posted by Kewpie
It can be done, without profanity or aggression. Have a go!


It's a pity your mother didn't believe in abortion.
Let's steal from the masters:

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Richard

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I didn't say your weeny was tiny, just uh...... different

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Originally posted by Kewpie
It can be done, without profanity or aggression. Have a go!


It's a pity your mother didn't believe in abortion.
Nothing says polite like wishing someone was killed before birth!

Funny stuff Kewpie, keep up the good work.

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Thumbs up for sarcasm.

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Shakespeare once said to me: "Thou art a churlish, dismal-dreaming fustilarian." Rather polite i'd say.


GRANNY.

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Someone once said: "Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence."

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if brains were dynamite you could not blow your nose

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Originally posted by roma45
if brains were dynamite you could not blow your nose
ooooOOOOOOOooooo.

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Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
ooooOOOOOOOooooo.
That's what I said at my last prostrate exam. 😳

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
That's what I said at my last prostrate exam. 😳
I'll take a bow to that.

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
That's what I said at my last prostrate exam. 😳
Followed by aaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa?

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Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
It's ok, i saw it.

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Originally posted by Trev33
It's ok, i saw it.
Basterrrd

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Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
Basterrrd
Light awter.

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Originally posted by Trev33
Ligh[b]t awter.[/b]
Ondeed.