Polite Insults thread

Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
I'll take a bow to that.

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
He just said bend over, I heard the exam glove snap, then we nervously talked about football. 😕

You're just like the next guy, but the next guy's a jerk. 😕
(No one here, just posting on topic for a change)

The only way I'd have a fling with you is if we both fell out the same window

I am to drunk to insult you, just insult yourself.

Once I was playing chess against a fellow I just don't like, and the feeling is mutual. He played a brilliant move, I said, "Well that makes me look stupid." He replied, "No God did that to you already."



🙁

Oh how creative, that must have taken you a very long time.

You say it's too expensive? How about this item over here? I think it would be perfect for you because it's cheap and cheerful.

This thread is actually better than it looks.

Have you actually ever sold anything before?

Originally posted by Kewpie
Have you actually ever sold anything before?

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Sorry, you can't afford it.

You can do any job provided it isn't the job s you're supposed to be doing

You have delighted us long enough.

I can't say what a pleasure it's been slogging through this thread.