"Joey and Ramona are waiting at the train station. Joey likes the way Ramona looks, while understanding that a woman should not be objectified. Joey - who isn't gay, but if he was that would be totally alright. Nothing wrong with being gay. In fact, some of my best friends are gay and even I myself - while not gay - even though there's nothing wrong with being gay - - am comfortable enough with my sexuality to recognize when a member of my own gender is "pretty" or "beautiful" - although ugly people can contribute in many positive ways to society as well - - wants to meet Ramona, but he respects Ramona's right to her personal space and thus keeps a safe distance. "Takes a while for the train to arrive, doesn't it?" Joey says to Ramona from a safe distance. Ramona is also black, by the way. Ramona simply smiles back from her wheelchair. Yes, she's a cripple, but still very pretty and a valuable member of society and black. "I'm a single mother, because my lesbian transgender girl dog chose to be euthanized some years ago. Which was a choice I fully respect. So I'm currently not looking for a partner - although I respect your right to look for a mate to transfer your sperm into - and I'm more into Asian transgender lesbians anyway. But I do recognize your handsome features, and wish you all the best for the rest of your journey." All of this she said using sign language, because Ramona is a deaf, black cripple."
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Question 1: Who is buried in Grant's tomb?
Question 1 alternate: Jefferson Davis was president of what country?