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Politically Correct seasonal greeting

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"Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral winter solstice holiday, practiced with the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice but with no implication that you have a religious persuasion, and with respect for the religious persuasions of others or their choice not to practice a religion at all."

-the preceding was forwarded from 'The Globe and Mail', quoting Gerry Furney, the mayor of Port McNeill, British Columbia, Canada this morning.

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Complete with politically correct Christmas carol....


Deck the halls with boughs of non-endangered plant species
Fa la la la la, la la la la
'Tis the season to be self-actualizing,
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Don we now our alternate-lifestyle apparel
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Toll the ancient non-denominational-winter-solstice-holiday carol
Fa la la la la, la la la la

See the blazing log of non-denominational-winter-solstice-holiday-non-endangered wood before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Play the harp without unnecessary brutality and join the chorus
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Sing we emotionally stable in a collective group effort,
Fa la la la la la la la la
Heedless of the weather patterns despite the effects of global warming,
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Fast away the mature year passes
Fa la la la la la la la la
Hail the new year without any implicit ageism, ye persons
Fa la la la la la la la la
Dance in a non-hierarchical manner in merry measure,
Fa la la la la la la la la
While I tell of non-materialistic, non-denominational-winter-solstice-holiday treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la

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Originally posted by mokko
Complete with politically correct Christmas carol....


Deck the halls with boughs of non-endangered plant species
Fa la la la la, la la la la
'Tis the season to be self-actualizing,
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Don we now our alternate-lifestyle apparel
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Toll the ancient non-denominational-winter-solstice-holiday carol
Fa l ...[text shortened]... aterialistic, non-denominational-winter-solstice-holiday treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la
You have just a bit too much time on your hands Mokko...

Get out of the house dear girl, go bowling or something.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
You have just a bit too much time on your hands Mokko...

Get out of the house dear girl, go bowling or something.
But I have everything I could ever need right here beside me. 😀

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Originally posted by mokko
But I have everything I could ever need right here beside me. 😀
a bottle of that chocolate liquer, and a pack of smokes ??

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Originally posted by mokko
"Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral winter solstice holiday, practiced with the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice but with no implication that you have a religious persuasion, and with respect for the religious persuasions of others or their choice not to ...[text shortened]... il', quoting Gerry Furney, the mayor of Port McNeill, British Columbia, Canada this morning.
Isn't that unrespectful towards those who prefer a celebration which is hard on the environment, socially irresponsible, high stress, addictive, and sexist? 😉

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
a bottle of that chocolate liquer, and a pack of smokes ??
And then some 😉

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Isn't that unrespectful towards those who prefer a celebration which is hard on the environment, socially irresponsible, high stress, addictive, and sexist? 😉
Most likely. 😕

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Originally posted by mokko
But I have everything I could ever need right here beside me. 😀
You think you have everything but you don't have me, cherie.

Happy Christmas, one and all!

😉

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Originally posted by mokko
"Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral winter solstice holiday, practiced with the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice but with no implication that you have a religious persuasion, and with respect for the religious persuasions of others or their choice not to ...[text shortened]... il', quoting Gerry Furney, the mayor of Port McNeill, British Columbia, Canada this morning.
Political correctness met Canada too? Well I say here in UK, keep our religion in schools, christmas cards in our offices, and if you are of a different race and you don't like it then fk off back to where you came from! N stop evading tax, pay the fkr and if you want medi care don't scrounge on an over loaded NHS that does its best for real UK citizens. To ALL in UK, HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT GO HOME!

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Originally posted by mokko
But I have everything I could ever need right here beside me. 😀
A bowling ball???

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Here's a smile for you my friend!

😀

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Originally posted by mikelom
Political correctness met Canada too? Well I say here in UK, keep our religion in schools, christmas cards in our offices, and if you are of a different race and you don't like it then fk off back to where you came from! N stop evading tax, pay the fkr and if you want medi care don't scrounge on an over loaded NHS that does its best for real UK citizens. To ALL in UK, HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT GO HOME!
My friend works in a bank up here. All the employess were told they are not permitted to say merry christmas to the customers. They're only permitted to say happy holidays or seasons greetings. 😕


The world had gone mad!!! 🙄

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Originally posted by mokko
My friend works in a bank up here. All the employess were told they are not permitted to say merry christmas to the customers. They're only permitted to say happy holidays or seasons greetings. 😕


The world had gone mad!!! 🙄
Yeah, we get that crap here too. They are confusing secular with sacred. Dopes!

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Yeah, we get that crap here too. They are confusing secular with sacred. Dopes!
I just don't get it. I'm not offended by anyone elses holidays or celebrations. 😕

People are crazy. That's all there is to it. 😀