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poll: to dial the emergency number, or not....?

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ok, so you're in bed, alone, at a high level of arousal with just a sex toy and porn on your notebook for company, and you have a heart attack. do you

a) call emergency services, lie still, and risk dying of embarrassment;
b) call emergency services, then try to hide the evidence, possibly aggravating your heart still further;
c) call emergency services, and who cares about the evidence? hey, everybody does it, right? right? i mean, at least i'm not hanging in the closet with hotel room curtains around my neck like David Carradine;
d) try to hide the evidence, then call emergency services;
e) damn the torpedoes! just keep on doing what you were doing.

inspired by this news story:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3046326/Sexual-arousal-led-to-girls-death.html

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an refert, ubi et in qua arrigas?

e is the solution here, surely.

There is an ecstasy that marks the summit of life, and beyond which life cannot rise.




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Mrs Griffiths had seen Miss Paginton the day before and said she had appeared to be fit and well.

She went to her home, but when she couldn't get an answer at the door, she enlisted the help of a neighbour to break in.

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Sounds to me like Mrs Griffiths was involved with the fun!

What work colleague, or boss for that matter, goes to your home on the first day you happen not to turn up? NONE!

Why would Mrs Griffiths have been so worried that Miss Paginton hadn't turned up for work, even if she did look well?

This was definitely a case of: Mrs Griffiths, in the bedroom, with the vibrator!

Case closed! 😏

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Originally posted by mikelom
Mrs Griffiths had seen Miss Paginton the day before and said she had appeared to be fit and well.

She went to her home, but when she couldn't get an answer at the door, she enlisted the help of a neighbour to break in.

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Sounds to me like Mrs Griffiths was involved with the fun!

What work colleague, or boss for that matter, goes to your home ...[text shortened]... was definitely a case of: Mrs Griffiths, in the bedroom, with the vibrator!

Case closed! 😏
Miss Scarlet in the parlor with a candlestick.

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Originally posted by Blackamp
inspired by this news story:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3046326/Sexual-arousal-led-to-girls-death.html
I think it is sad that such information has been released to the papers.

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Originally posted by lausey
I think it is sad that such information has been released to the papers.
also they forgot the most important thing: what was she watching?!


it must have been some damn good porn!

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Originally posted by mikelom
Mrs Griffiths had seen Miss Paginton the day before and said she had appeared to be fit and well.

She went to her home, but when she couldn't get an answer at the door, she enlisted the help of a neighbour to break in.

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Sounds to me like Mrs Griffiths was involved with the fun!

What work colleague, or boss for that matter, goes to your home ...[text shortened]... was definitely a case of: Mrs Griffiths, in the bedroom, with the vibrator!

Case closed! 😏
wow

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Originally posted by Blackamp
ok, so you're in bed, alone, at a high level of arousal with just a sex toy and porn on your notebook for company, and you have a heart attack. do you

a) call emergency services, lie still, and risk dying of embarrassment;
b) call emergency services, then try to hide the evidence, possibly aggravating your heart still further;
c) call emergency servic ...[text shortened]... y:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3046326/Sexual-arousal-led-to-girls-death.html
f) switch computer to RHP link while dialing 911, and hide the toys. Obviously the forum led to my heart attack. Or my rating.

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
f) switch computer to RHP link while dialing 911, and hide the toys. Obviously the forum led to my heart attack. Or my rating.
g) Open one of Phlab's songs on youtube and claim his bad music gave you a heart attack.

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Originally posted by Raven69
g) Open one of Phlab's songs on youtube and claim his bad music gave you a heart attack.
πŸ˜€ You made me laugh..Stop that!