A fire fighter was working on the engine outside when he spotted a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose coiled tightly in the middle.
The girl was wearing a fire fighters helmet, and the wagon was being pulled by her dog and cat.
The fire fighter walked over to her. 'That sure is a nice fire truck', he said in admiration.
'Thanks' the girl replied.
The fire fighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles 😲
'Little partner', the fire fighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.'
The little girl pondered then replied thoughtfully.............
'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.' 😀