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Poor Kitty

Poor Kitty

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catnap642

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13 Jul 04
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624261
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31 Jan 09

A fire fighter was working on the engine outside when he spotted a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose coiled tightly in the middle.

The girl was wearing a fire fighters helmet, and the wagon was being pulled by her dog and cat.

The fire fighter walked over to her. 'That sure is a nice fire truck', he said in admiration.

'Thanks' the girl replied.

The fire fighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles 😲

'Little partner', the fire fighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.'

The little girl pondered then replied thoughtfully.............

'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.' 😀

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Your bum

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26 Jul 07
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28451
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01 Feb 09
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Horrific. I'm tempted to leave your club, but whoops! I seem to have recced you instead 🙂

A Unique Nickname

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10 Jan 08
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19034
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01 Feb 09
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my cat has no balls :'(

i'm sure he would love to be this kitty but we cut them off....poor kitty - this is no poor kitty.

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